Asslicker POV:
Hi. my name is Asslicker. my father had named me this when he had gave birth to me at the age of 12. since he was the average preteen boi, he gave me this fabulous name.
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Jacob Saturn POV:
It was my first day of school. I woke up, then I made a musiclll.llly as I jumped out of bed. I looked in the mirror and said out loud,"wow, I have such crocodile hair in the morning, BOI it looks like it got dented my murcury!
"boi I need some milk" I said as I poured myself a glass of milk. since I was living with too trash cans (Cameron Dallas and carter Reynolds) I saw carter beating the shiet out of cam. but it was a normal routine. I ran out the door as fast as my dad did 2 years ago when I was born.
when I walked through the shitty ass school door, I saw the ugliest girl I've ever seen. my immediate instinct was to scream, "BOI YOU NEED SOME MILK". she started to cry. I felt super duper pooper scooper bad bout it, so I ran after her and brain washed to fall in love with me_((-
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Asslicker POV:
Jacob Saturday was so beautiful, he brain washed me and I immediatly fell in love. we started dating and I met his parents the day after. I never thought that I would meet my future husband in 6th grade.
I was going through my emo phase, so I have bright rainbow hair and thick eyeliner I bought from the 99 cent store and learned how to do it off of yahoo! answers.
after school, I started screaming my fav lyrics to my fav song by Twenty ØNE Airplanes. it was called "Lane Girl". I begged my mom to go to the Emo Screamo Tour tickets but she refused. I screamed, "ITS NOT A PHASE MOM"
I ran up to my room and put on my Ronald McDonald costume and makeup on. I flew out the window and went to my boi friends house.
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Lover Boy// A Jacob Sagitarius Love Story
FanfictionAsslicker had just moved into a new town. And on her first day of school, she would have never known that she had had all classes with her future husband. Follow her on her journey to the key to success(which was marrying a talentless preteen.)
