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Jacobs POV:
I see fire and darkness once I am shot by two people. I think they were asslickers friends or something. I then see Megan. in SATANS NAME OF HELL I HATED HER. I really didn't want her to see me cause her ignorant voice and outfits made me throw up pure shit. I was ACUTALLY super happy when Asslicker 360 no-scoped her. I told Satan to please burn Megan and for her to vanish forever. with my disgusting tone of voice he said yes. I watched her suffer and burn with the minions and trump. I smiled with glee.
I also saw these two other ignorant preteenz there also. it was a boi named jacob and Brenda. I can't believe he stole my name. I shoved him against the wall with my no existing muscles and choked him to death. Satan was proud of me, and quickly made popcorn with the warmth from the previous sacrifice. he watched me kill Brenda and laughed. he made me vice Satan. my mother would be so proud.
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Asslickers POV:
I love it here in heaven. God and I are lowkey bff's. I especially love it without jacob here. I can be myself and not have to become a shatty musically star. lolz XD. I wonder how jacob was doing, but I actually didn't really care. haha.
I got to hang with some dead celebs tho. it was pretty fun yo. we went to the bouncy house in the back of heaven . it was shaped like Jesus's face. the thing that got annoying at times was that I Me You Love God was playing on all tv's. also, if you ever wanted to buy music, the only options were I Me You Love God😒 I met up with some old friends that I met in preschool. they said they had a minion encounter. I felt so bad for them. but my whole life was a minion encounter . Jacob Sagtits; was. My. Minion.
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THE END FOR REAL THIS TIME
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Lover Boy// A Jacob Sagitarius Love Story
FanfictionAsslicker had just moved into a new town. And on her first day of school, she would have never known that she had had all classes with her future husband. Follow her on her journey to the key to success(which was marrying a talentless preteen.)
