Jacobs POV:
I woke up in the basement 666 minutes l8r. I looked to my left and saw Cameron with his slim thck dented head tied up to a chair and duck taped mouth. I wandered where he was all this time but oh well.
I had just realized that my trash can roommate(carter Reynolds) was a kidnapper. I screeched Asslicker and i's mating call. "BANANA BANANANA BANANAAAAAAA BODIBOBAAAA" she came flying through the basement breaking all windows and began summoning Satan to take away carter. once he disappeared into hell, I left cam in the basement cause I hated him since the beginning and always wanted to tie him up but carter had already done that for me. I locked the door with 666 locks and flew away with Asslicker.
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Asslicker's POV:
I of course saved my lover boy from Satan himself. , then I summoned Satan the boss to take his life away. that trash can didn't deserved a life anyways. Jacob saturn and I flew to school and ate all the teachers. it as lip smackin delicious. their bowels were salty and sweet. mMMmmMMmmMMmm.
I heard Jacobs phone ring, he asked for me to hand him his phone. I saw the contact and it said "side bitch😍😘💯" I internally die. I threw the phone at his already dented head. he screamed, "boi what was that for?!" I said "WHO TF IS THIS BOI" his voice was trembly and shaky, almost like he was lying. he said it was his mom and I believe him cause you know, brainwashing right!
Jacobs POV:
obviously I lied.
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Lover Boy// A Jacob Sagitarius Love Story
FanfictionAsslicker had just moved into a new town. And on her first day of school, she would have never known that she had had all classes with her future husband. Follow her on her journey to the key to success(which was marrying a talentless preteen.)
