Jacobs POV:
after school, Asslicker and I talked. we decided that we should drop out of school to be professional musers. it was our dream to become talentless, cringe-worthy, and idiotic lil-syncers(I already was one). she agreed and her dad Bernie told our minion principal to get us dropped out. she said yes cause obviously. he's a presidential candidate bro.
we immediately got to work on how to make a CRINGY musically. I taught her all the skillz, and she caught on pretty quick. I was so proud.
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Asslickers POV:
I wanted to be a muser just like jacob. he was so CRINGY, he's my role model. we first started with the song "lost boy" the cringiest song of all. since I was emo and scene, I also did a song from my fave anime, "minion bitch" I did the song where it summons a Hungry devil cow to eat you if you listen to the song 420 times. but bc of my gr8 loops I did, everyone would be eaten in a split second.
jacob shouted me out on his musically, so I would get followers and likes. hopefully I get a lot of $$$ from this shit or else it's useless. jacob also does it for the $$ cause what muser/viner EVER does it for the fans? haha haven't seen one? no wonder. anyways, jacob and I also talked about our future together and how we would live in a shack by shrek's swamp, and have 1738 devil children.
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haha I know this chapter is kinda short but oh wellers. the next chapter might be longer.
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Lover Boy// A Jacob Sagitarius Love Story
FanfictionAsslicker had just moved into a new town. And on her first day of school, she would have never known that she had had all classes with her future husband. Follow her on her journey to the key to success(which was marrying a talentless preteen.)
