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Jacobs POV:
Asslicker and I are living the perfect life. as a 33 year old, I sill am the cause of 42.0% of deaths on this planet, and still make shaty musicallys. we live in our dream house with 1738 kids. They do not go to school, but I teach them musically lessons ALL DAY. if they don't behave, I day to them "IF YOUNG METRO DONT TRUST YOU IM GOIN SHOOT YOU" haha; silly children.
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Asslickers POV:
Jacobs is a gr8, father/minion/teacher/devil/talentless preteen/muser/viner/instagramer. lol jk, young metro don't trust me. please shoot me. LOLZ😆. I hate my children. they're just like jacob. that minion biotch. the brainwashing weared off. I now have to "love him" till we die. my friend toni walked through the shack door. she pulled out a gun and 360 no-scoped that biotch right out of his misery. "oh wellers" I say.
anotha one of my friends ava came and sniped my children one by one. I jumped around in excitement. u so glad I didn't have to deal with those BOTCHDS anymore. I then saw toni and ava point their guns my me, held at gunpoint, I realized that I deserved what is doing to happen and I'm glad it's happening bc I would've done it anyway like in 2 seconds, so it's good having friends by your side to make things easier. they're almost like in big life hack. rclbeauty101 where you at. loLz.
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tbh I might make a part two to this chapter or like another chapter about jacob in hell and who he meets and shat so ya don't get too sad. p.s you might want to expect trump and bob Duncan to join jacob in hell as well:)
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Lover Boy// A Jacob Sagitarius Love Story
Hayran KurguAsslicker had just moved into a new town. And on her first day of school, she would have never known that she had had all classes with her future husband. Follow her on her journey to the key to success(which was marrying a talentless preteen.)
