Jacobs POV:
it was the girl that I was cheating on her with. her actual name was megan. she was extremely ugly as well, and super annoying, but obviously I have to get as many preteen girls as I can to love me. my fan base consists of 11 year old girls that force their parents to pay $420 to watch me preform and rap the ABC's to them. my mom is ashamed of me and wanted to leave with my dad, but Satan told her that if she didn't stay, she would be sacrificed.
I kinda felt bad about myself lying, so I walked to asslickers house to explain and hypnotize her so that she would forget that I'm dating some1 else. to pass the time walking, I made a shitty musical.ly. I got 666,666,666 likes! more than ever b4!
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Asslickers POV:
as I sat in my room listening to emo punk rock music while setting my iPod's background to a picture of a small Dino saying "rawr means I love you in dinosaur" I found on Instagram, my mom busted through the door with her slim thick fat ass and said, "BERNIE AND I GOT ENGAGED! FEEL THE BERN ASSLICKER" then she slammed the door shut. I can't believe that my new dad will be a presidential candidate.
anyways, Jacob took a leap from the ground 666 stories up to my room. he jumped through the window and asked for me to sit down with him on my bed so he can "explain something". I was so confused.
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420 minutes later****
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he said that he had been cheating on me. I couldn't believe it. we were dating for a whopping 6 days, and he thinks that he can dis obey me like that?!!!? no. "this is ridiculous Jaco-"
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Jacobs POV:
I hypnotized her. she was talking two much. I jumped out the window and broke 2 ribs and 4 bones. and lost 1738 more brain cells. but I continued to walk to Megan's house.
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Lover Boy// A Jacob Sagitarius Love Story
FanfictionAsslicker had just moved into a new town. And on her first day of school, she would have never known that she had had all classes with her future husband. Follow her on her journey to the key to success(which was marrying a talentless preteen.)
