Lover Boy// A Jacob Sagitarius Love Story

chapter 2//satan

Jacob's POV:
      I saw a flying Ronald McDonald coming towards my window. I immediately knew it was Asslicker and opened the window. she looked a little better with all the makeup covering her uglier face. but she was still ugly. we pecked each others crusty lips thinking we made out. I thought I was super pooper super cool and told all my preteen friends cause you know they were my homies!$&@:&/& I told carter and he said that I'm the dumbest piece shiet he's ever seen.
        I went in the bathroom to cry, but tears weren't coming out. they were minions. I then realized tHat I was being slowly POSESSED and being eaten from the inside by Satan. little minions were all over the bathroom floor and I didn't know what to do, so I shoved them all down the drain. being the preteen I am, I DDINT know that it would clog the pipes. so in about 4 minutes and 20 seconds, the house exploded.
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   asslicker's POV:
     I heard a loud BOOM. so i zoomed down the stairs and noticed that Jacob had been lying there on the bathroom floor. he was covered in perfectly made minion ashes. I couldn't let the opportunity go, so I collected the ashes to vape l8r. carter took his body and threw him down into the basement. he said that he would heal there, so I left.
     my mom still didn't know about my lover boy, so I decided it was the right time to tell her when she was furious and felt like ripping someone's bowels out. when I told her, she didn't do anything and just stood there talking on the phone. she turned super duper happy and I asked what it was and she said that she got a date with Bernie sanders. she was 24, and he's like 420 years old. whtevr she a cougar anyway. I never saw my dad b4. I think he might have died or something.