Jacobs POV:
"oh. H-hey j-jacob haha, I didn't know you were c-coming" wtf Asslicker. what is all this? (in picture above) she had her wall all covered of me walking places, in my house, at school, etc. leading to a picture of me and her. I couldn't believe it. she had planned our relationship this whole time. in the background, she had a CD playing my AMZING rapping skillz rapping the ABC's. my musical.lys were also playing on all the computers and tv's in her room. I'm pretty sure my girlfriend, is also my stalker.
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Asslickers POV:
I can't believe he found out about myself being his stalker. he stood there taking it all in for a solid 1738 seconds. I didn't know what to do. first, I 360 no-scoped his other girlfriend, then he finds out I've been stalking him all of his life!he said "we need to talk. need to have a loooooooooooong talk" I said in return, "damn Daniel, that's a lot of o's."
after 1738 minutes of talking, he came to the conclusion that I was completely normal and what he had seen, didn't scar him 4 lyfe. I agreed. then we started planning that bitch Megan's funeral.
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Jacobs POV:
stalking is totally normal for a preteen women. especially if it's me the girl is stalking cause you know in the hottest preteen you'll ever see and NO ONE can deny it.
anyways, we started to plan Megan's funeral. we're gonna have a rockin DJ,(who is gonna play fetty wap of course cause that's the bestest music ever! ) shitty ass food, and decorations with fire on them so that everyone knows where she is going.
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Megan's POV(in hell):
I can't believe they're actually doing someone thing for me. planning a funeral for me? how nice of them! I'm kinda glad I died cause I don't have to deal with my crusty ass dad anymore. I never met Asslicker b4, but she seems like a total poopy butt.
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asslickers POV:
as we were picking out the location for the funeral, I suggested "how bout we choose the place you got your first kiss(by a dog) 1 year and 36 days ago at? "sure" he responds. he stutters back saying "wait how do you know that? *4.20 seconds later* oooooooooohh. lol I forgot you are my stalker!"
we were on the way to the club That we were gonna book the funeral, and when we arrived. the woman there looked oddly familiar.....
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Lover Boy// A Jacob Sagitarius Love Story
FanficAsslicker had just moved into a new town. And on her first day of school, she would have never known that she had had all classes with her future husband. Follow her on her journey to the key to success(which was marrying a talentless preteen.)
