Super Bad Dad Jokes

The Sad Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?
A: The food is great, but there's just no atmosphere.

Q: Do you know what's so great about elevator jokes?
A: They work on so many levels.

After this one I really have to apologize I told you they were really bad.

A: Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens?
Q: because when he asked them who the best composer was, they all said "Bach, Bach, Bach"

For all of you who didn't know this Bach was Mozart's rival composer.

Q: Why did the boy put lipstick on his head?
A: Because he wanted to make up his mind.

Coming a vegetarian is a big miss steak.