Q: How do you get a baby alien to go to sleep?
A: You rocket.
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: a pouch potato.
Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: gummy bear.
Q: How do organize a space party?
A: you planet.
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator
Q.How do you make a tissue dance
A. You put a little boogie in it
Q.Where did Noah keep the bees
A.In his ark hives
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Super Bad Dad Jokes
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