Super Bad Dad Jokes

Jokes You Hate Your Dad For

You: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

You: Hey dad can you buy me some camo pants?
He leave and comes back 1 hour later.
Dad: Sorry I couldn't find any.

Dad: Which state sells the smallest sodas?
You: Which one? Followed by a super eye roll.
Dad: Minisoda

Dad: What is a dinosaur's least favorite reindeer?
You: What?
Dad: Comet

Dad: How does the man on the moon shave?
You: Jeez, dad I don't know. (sarcastically)
Dad: Eclipse it.

Dad: Why can't Cinderella play soccer?
You: I don't know?
Dad: Because she runs away from the ball.