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AM ABOUT TO DIEnamu "oppa"
whatnamu "oppa"
oh waitnamu "oppa"
namu "oppa"
ARE YOU PERFORMING NOW?!?!?!?!?weirdflexi
in like 2 minutesweirdflexi
im literally NEXTweirdflexi
"OPPA" IM SO SCAREDHDJDJnamu "oppa"
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YOU CAN DO ITnamu "oppa"
DONT BE SCAREDweirdflexi
IM VERY SCAREDnamu "oppa"
you'll do AMAZEBALLSweirdflexi
goodBYEnamu "oppa"
WHAT NO WAITweirdflexi
i have a minute left omG 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿weirdflexi
we rly going ✈️✈️ humiliating myself in front of everyone hoursweirdflexi
not that that's not Every Hour butweirdflexi
it's different 😔weirdflexi
,,,weirdflexi
"oppa" ?????weirdflexi
did u leave me again 💀💀weirdflexi
im having a crisis here man what the heck 😔😔weirdflexi
but fr im still TREMBLINGweirdflexi
HHSJS ITS ALMOST TIMEweirdflexi
namu "oppa" sent a recording.
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ───
Lexi's eyebrows furrowed as she tapped the recording. She winced as she heard a shrill shriek at once.
"YAH, LEXI-YAH!" She heard Jimin scream. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE PERFORMIIIIIING?"
"YOU CAN DO IT, LEXI~" It was Taehyung this time.
"YEAH, YOU GO, MY ADORABLE DONGSAENG!" Hoseok.
"YAH, SHE'S MY ADORABLE DONGSAENG!" Seokjin.
"Gosh, these guys never stop," she heard Namjoon say. She could imagine him shaking his head and rolling his eyes and she laughed. "Anyway, you'll do great, Lexi! Don't be too nervous. I'm sure you'll blow their minds away--"
"CALL HELP FROM THE EAST WINDS~" Yoongi screeched, cutting Namjoon off.
"I thought that only worked for archery." Jungkook said.
"Don't question the east winds, kid. Never question the east winds."
"Oh, and by the way!" It was Namjoon again. "I'm sure he'll fall madly in love with you when you start singing so don't worry about... him, dongsaeng!"
"HIM?!" Seokjin.
"Shit."
"WHOA WHOA WHOA WAIT," Jimin screamed. "DOES THIS MEAN LEXI LIKES SOMEONE?!"
"IT'S ME, ISN'T IT?" Taehyung.
"HELL NO, IT'S ME, YOU DUMBASS."
Lexi scoffed at Namjoon's words but started laughing as she listened to their banter more.
"Anyway, what we really wanted to say was... one, two three..."
"HWAITING!"
Lexi winced once again at the loud screams from the guys before the recording ended. She giggled as she quickly texted Namjoon a quick "thank you" before the door opened and Jocelyn entered, smiling at her.
"Time to shine, girl," Jocelyn said. Lexi nodded.
"Time to shine...," she repeated to herself. "Yeah, it's time to shine."
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Fanfiction❝ it can't hurt, right? ❞ - in which a young fangirl somehow finds herself chatting with kim namjoon. CURRENTLY EDITING! © 2017 ; joonsoul. includes original character. dumb crack fic taken seriously.