~KakaoTalk~
swegturtle: yo yo yo
"Oppa": aLEXANDRA
swegturtle: eeeeeeehhhh
swegturtle: told u not to call me thaaaat
"Oppa": ILL STOP CALLING U THAT WHEN U TELL ME THE NEWS
Seokjin: Namjoon stop forcing the poor child
Seokjin: bUT PLEASE TELL US LEXI
Jimin: woah wait Alexandra?
swegturtle: oh no
Yoongi: oh yes
Jimin: ALEXANDRAAAAAAAA
Hoseok: Is Jiminie okay?
Jungkook: when is he ever okay?
Taehyung: good point good point
Jimin: aLeXaNdRa
swegturtle: LOOK WHAT U DID "OPPA"
"Oppa": what u mean (◕‿◕✿)
swegturtle: r u kidding me rn
"Oppa": (◕‿◕✿)
swegturtle: omg i hate u
"Oppa": aw come on I know u don't mean that (◕‿◕✿)
swegturtle: oh that's right
swegturtle: i just strongly dislike u with a passion
Yoongi: can we keep her
Taehyung: YESH
Jimin: aLeXANDRA
"Oppa": LOOoooOoOoove MEEEEH
swegturtle: how bout nah
"Oppa": ik ur like secretly in love with me
swegturtle: secretly yeah
"Oppa": ...
swegturtle: ...
Yoongi: ...
Taehyung: ...
Jimin: ...
Seokjin: ...
Hoseok: ...
Jungkook: ...
swegturtle: crap
"Oppa": oHOHOHOHOHO
"Oppa": whAt Is tHiS?!¿!!??!¡?
Seokjin: DID YOU JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH NAMJOON
swegturtle: WHAT NO
Jungkook: but u clearly said it
swegturtle: bUT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Taehyung: what did you mean then? （・◇・）
Jimin: EXPLAIN ALEXANDRA
Hoseok: She's gonna kill u if u keep calling her that you know
swegturtle: I MEANT IT SARCASTICALLY
Yoongi: mmhmmm sure kid
swegturtle: bELiEvE mEh
Yoongi: oh i believe u
Jimin: u definitely do not sound like it 😛
Yoongi: jimin istg
Jimin: HE'S HITTING ME AGAIIIIN
Seokjin: YOONGI STAHP
"Oppa": SO U DOOO LOVE MEEEH HUH
"Oppa": 😛😛😛
Yoongi: jimin is infecting u all orz
Jimin: AND THATS A BAD THING BECAAAUSE?!?!?!
swegturtle: oh my god u people y do i even--
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kakaotalk。
Fanfiction❝ it can't hurt, right? ❞ - in which a young fangirl somehow finds herself chatting with kim namjoon. CURRENTLY EDITING! © 2017 ; joonsoul. includes original character. dumb crack fic taken seriously.
