The room was eerily quiet when Lexi returned.
Her footsteps were heavy as she headed to the open seat next to Namjoon; wavering eyes trained on her figure as the air thickens with suspense.
She sat down, hands on her lap as she stared straight in front of her.
Then, she sighed.
"HOW'D IT GO?!?!?!?!"
Lexi shrieked as all the members practically leaped to her side, unnecessary screams and all.
"Oh my god, calm down!" she yelled, laughing slightly. "Gosh, you guys are so loud."
"We're curious, okay?" Jimin said in defense.
"Yeah, now tell us what happened!" demanded Seokjin.
"Alright, alright." Lexi sighed. "Well, it wasn't too bad."
"What does that mean?"
"Exactly how I said it."
"Not very descriptive."
"I'm not one for full descriptions."
"Lexiiiiiiii!" Hoseok complained. "Tell us!"
"I already diiiiiiiiid."
"Oh hey by the way," Namjoon said as he handed Lexi her phone (she had left it with him during the auditions). "Your brother called awhile ago."
Her eyes immediately widened in horror. "You answered???"
"Uhm... maybe?"
"Shoot."
She opened her phone to find 26 texts from her brother and 2 from Jinhee.
"Shoot?" Jungkook repeated. "Why shoot?"
"My brother doesn't know about you guys," Lexi explained, going through all the messages.
Xander: lex
Xander: lex wtf
Jinhee: Lexi omfg he found out
Xander: what is happening
Xander: ur auditioning???????
Xander:
Xander: U BIH Y U NO TELL ME
Xander: and who was that boy who answered?!?!?!?!
Xander: wait
Xander: WAS THAT YOUR BOYFRUEND
Xander: wait no he didn't sound your age
Xander: aRE YOU DATING AN OLDER MAN
Xander:
Xander: for once im thankful for these random kpop memes u keep sending me
Xander: but anyway
Xander:
Xander: THATS ILLEGAL U KNO THAT RIGHT
Xander: LEAVE THAT PEDO
Jinhee: GORL YOU HAVE TO ABSWER US IMMEDIATELY I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HIM
Xander: oh wait
Xander: Jinhee told me things
Xander: im so confused wtf
Xander: hurry tf up and answer
Xander: i just saw the pictures oh my god
Xander: what is happening
Xander: you hAve to audition?????
Xander: Jinhee's confusing me more
Xander: AGHHHHHHHH
For the umpteenth time that day, Lexi sighed.
"This is gonna be a hell lot to explain to Xander."
~x~
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xander found out whoops
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Fanfiction❝ it can't hurt, right? ❞ - in which a young fangirl somehow finds herself chatting with kim namjoon. CURRENTLY EDITING! © 2017 ; joonsoul. includes original character. dumb crack fic taken seriously.