~KakaoTalk~
Ryanmon: guys we have una problema
swegturtle: wow ur español is muy bien
Ryanmon: thank you thank you i learned from the best
NewEarNewMe: u mean me right
JinOfTheJungle: And exactly what's he gonna learn from your jjangjjangman poongpoong ass?
swegturtle: oh my god
"My Loves": JIN EOMMA (*'ο'*)
Ryanmon: yo chill i was talkin bout dora alright
Ryanmon: anyway
Ryanmon: we have a problem
swegturtle: ????????
Ryanmon: u leave in 2 days correct?
swegturtle: yes sir
Ryanmon: we like need to talk or something
swegturtle: oh no
swegturtle: this can't be good
Ryanmon: it really isn't
swegturtle: r u gonna break up with me "oppa" ( p_q)
swegturtle: after everything we've been thru 😫
swegturtle: remember when u hugged me at the zoo that one time and half the ppl there were probs thinking u were a pedo
swegturtle: and that time when u kept getting ur phone and ur sweg stolen from u
swegturtle: and that time when u wouldn't shut up about the dude i liked and i was just about ready to hunt u down
swegturtle: gosh
swegturtle: i thought u were the one "oppa" orz
Ryanmon: oh hush up u drama queen
swegturtle: hey a queen's a queen ya know
swegturtle: anywho what's up
Ryanmon: more like what's out tbh
swegturtle: what u mean
NewEarNewMe: haven't u been keeping up with the news
swegturtle: nah i like to immerse myself in the fanfic universe instead of worrying about what happens in the real world
JiFightTheDoorsMin: sounds fun
swegturtle: oh oppa lemme tell ya
Ryanmon: fOcus pLs
swegturtle: right right
swegturtle: go ahead my good man
Ryanmon: well it seems like some armys took pictures of us when we hung out
Ryanmon: and now it's all over the place
swegturtle: oh shit
YOU ARE READING
kakaotalk。
Fanfiction❝ it can't hurt, right? ❞ - in which a young fangirl somehow finds herself chatting with kim namjoon. CURRENTLY EDITING! © 2017 ; joonsoul. includes original character. dumb crack fic taken seriously.
