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3 Dollah: jesus y so long

swegturtle: maybe cuz im all the way from the other side of the world

3 Dollah: ugh

swegturtle: ugh is right

swegturtle: my brother keeps trynna grab my phone

3 Dollah: what's ur brother's name?

swegturtle: the stupidly evil purple monkey demon who has no life and owes me 70 bucks and some starburst

swegturtle: that's too long tho so most people call him Xander

3 Dollah: wow

swegturtle: ikr

swegturtle: but u can always just call her Patricia

3 Dollah: why Patricia

swegturtle: it was between Veronica, Margaret and that

swegturtle: Patricia just happened to be the strongest one

3 Dollah: u have a very odd family

swegturtle: u should see my grandparents

swegturtle: they're the strangest old people ive met

3 Dollah: seokjin hyung is the strangest old person I've met

3 Dollah: i mean

swegturtle: oHOHOHOHO

swegturtle: im taking a screenshot of this in case i need blackmail

3 Dollah: shit

swegturtle: seokjin oppa's gonna murder u omg

swegturtle: don't worry tho

swegturtle: ur funeral is already planned

3 Dollah: exactly y do u have my funeral planned

swegturtle: uhm

swegturtle: no reason (◕‿◕✿)

3 Dollah: mhmm

3 Dollah: im watching u kid

swegturtle: (◕‿◕✿)