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Jeff: I killed a crackhead one time and he screamed; "THE DEMONS ARE HERE RUN EVERYONE RUN."

Slenderman: Jeff drew on my face one time and, of course, I didn't know so the person I went after started laughing and I asked them what was wrong...they pulled up a mirror.

Jeff: *falls over laughing*

Hoodie/Masky: Uh...

Toby: There was a group of stoners in the woods and I went up to them and held up my axe and...they said; "Oh, do you wanna chop this tree down? We'll leave..." And they got up and left.

Violet: Uhh, *laughs* this isn't a killing story, but I uses to live in Kingman, Arizona and- I'll tell you this, its a drug town. There's a spot in it called "birdland" because all the streets are named after birds and all the criminals and druggies live there- anyways, my dad and I were at Smith's and this lady started yelling at the chicken and the bologna...*laughs*

E.J: I have gotten someone who was an alcoholic and I stole both of their kidneys...I dont know how, but I ended up very drunk. (If you don't know, the kidneys filter what ypu drink and when you drink alcohol too much it destroys them. Don't ask how I know that.)

L.J: One kid stole my candy because he snuck into the abandoned carnival I hang out in and I went after him. He tried to run away and tripped and fell on his face. *laughs*

Violet: *laughs* We'll have a chapter where everyone says the best kill. Ask, Truth, and Dare-

Jeff: Do you have to say that every time?

Violet: us away! Bai! ❤ *turns to Jeff*

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