Marry, Fuck, Kill

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Violet: Can't I just, you know, kill them all? No? Fine...Kill Donald Trump. Marry...Hillary Clinton...and, I guess that leaves fuck Bernie Sanders...now, excuse me as I go gouge out my eyes and throw up. *leaves*

*everyone has the same answer*

Jeff: *stumbles out of his room with Liu behind him* *chuckles nervously*

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