Random Things Inside My Head

Numbers- Math homework

Dedicated to idon'tneedausername because she's funny.

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These numbers, they attack me

Like a rabid squirrel on a nut.

A big fat juicy nut.

A crazy nut.

I'm not nuts!

These numbers, they molest me

Like  that time when pedo-bear came into my room...

You know what, I don't wanna talk about that either...

Just don't take candy from strangers.

These numbers

Damn these numbers

Is source of my birth.

Honestly this is an inside joke...

A nasty inside joke my mother recently told me

Actually it wasn't very funny to me.

More scarring than funny.

These numbers, they are murderers

The murder my abilty to even write a simple essay

Infact I'm struggling to write this

As in my mind letters are replaced and snuffed out by numbers

I can hear the letters scream

As the numbers gather their troops and murder every comma and every full stop

With a minus and a plus.

These numbers, they have killed my abilty to ryhme.

'Rhyming is for sissies' They say 'Real men, integrate and differentiate. There's your rhyme you wuss. Now take up that Bloody book. The equations are calling.'

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Man if you guys only knew!! Recently as you can see I have not been updating lately, but I'm pretty sure I just gave you the reason. Sigh. The numbers are everywhere...I had a dream.....*shudder* So I am struggling to write my story. Poetry comes easier to me. So you'll probably see more of those than anything else. Sorry!!

Anyways. Vote comment and all other of the good stuff. 

I gots me some homework to do.