Chapter 3: Absol doesn't want to become riced

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October 13, 2013.
Mr. Discargo was canceled his break due to the outburst of Absolite in Our State. Today, an Absol came into his Pawn Shop. The Absol asked, "Are you Mr. Discargo?". Mr Discargo gave a jolly reply, "Yes, I am the one and only Mr. Discargo.". The Absol verified that he was Mr. Discargo by speaking like how an Absol should speak, only saying "Absol". Mr. Discargo responded fluently. Absol was shocked and in stress at the same time. The Absol said, "Save me from the Absolite, I don't want to become a ricer.". Mr. Discargo took the necklace of the Absol, grabbed a hammer from Spike and crushed it like Jeremy Clarkson crushing Peers Morgan's skull with a hammer.

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