November 1, 2013.
It is November, literally Mr. Discargo's and Spike's least favorite month since 2012, when Obama was re-elected. They get cranky, that's why. It gets worse with Absolite. They're cranky-er.
Mr. Discargo woke up in the morning. He noticed the calendar. It was November. "AAAAAAAHHHHHH IT'S NOVEMBER, A YEAR SINCE OBAMA WAS RE-ELECTED. (a bunch of swears)." Mr. Discargo yelled. That woke up Spike. Spike looked at the calendar. "WHAT THE —. BE THERE OR BE SQUARE. ITS NOW 30 MORE DAYS UNTIL DECEMBER." Spike yowled. Spike went on stonetracker.net (fake website) and typed in "Absolite". No coincidence. The Absolite usage almost doubled since October 20. "October 20: 13,432 Absolites; November 1: 25,785 Absolites" the website stated. "THIS SUCKS! THE ABSOLITE USAGE IS INCREASING!" Spike yelled. "WHAT? OH MY GOD, THIS AIN'T GOOD. NOT AT ALL." Mr. Discargo nervously yowled.
A guy came. He said, "CH—". "IT'S FREAKING NOVEMBER." Mr. Discargo said. "WHY DON'T YOU JUST CHILL. ITS ONLY A MONTH." the guy responded. "A MONTH IS 30 DAYS. 30 DAYS IS 720 HOURS. 720 HOURS IS 43200 MINUTES! AND THE ABSOLITE USAGE INCREASED!!!" Mr. Discargo yowled.
The screen:
November 1 (updated just now): 26,410
"Oh crud." Mr. Discargo thought.
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