Rulers of the Spikeverse and Absolite: Peril Fortress Fanfiction [PFWATTYS2016]

Chapter 11: The Primary of Our State

March 8, 2016.
Mr. Discargo has recently created a reborn Abe Lincoln, who is now a Republican candidate.
Mr. Discargo was walking with Spike to the Will's Arena to vote. They argued.
"Don't vote for a Democrat. Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders agree that the United States of America should be renamed the United States of Absolite." Spike said, then replaying both their speeches with his iPhone 6++;, revealing that what he said was true.
"I agree, that's why I hate Democrats." Mr. Discargo replied.
"Let's vote for Donald Trump, he's a good Republican. "
"Trump is a trick. He'll ship us back to Europe, where we came from."
"I know he's a trick. He'll do many more good things.
1. He'll give us a small loan of a million dollars so I can civilize the Spikeverse.
2. He'll ban Absolite.
3. Obama doesn't think Trump is going to be our next president. Let's prove Obama wrong. "
" Let's vote for reborn Abe Lincoln! "
"Naw, still voting for Donald Trump."
There they cast their votes. Spike votes for Donald Trump. Mr. Discargo voted for Abraham Lincoln.