Chapter 9: Chrismas/The year in review

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December 25, 2013.
Mr. Discargo opened his presents under the Christmas tree. He got a hover board and The Year in Review: 2013 by Time Magazine. Spike got Manectrite. After Mr. Discargo mounted the hover board on the bottom of his McLaren P1, he decided to check out The Year in Review: 2013. Mr. Discargo scrolled through it to find the Rice-is of 2013 but there wasn't a trace. "WHAT THE HECK!!!!! WHY ISN'T THE RICE-IS HERE!!!" Mr. Discargo yowled. "There are two possible reasons. One is that Obama secretly owns Time Magazine and another is the fact that Time Magazine is emo." Spike replied. "Are you saying that Obama is emo?" Mr. Discargo stupidly asked. "No. Emos own Time Magazine and Time Magazine was written for emos. That explains why events that we are not associated with but are overly famous are in this, like the Boston Marathon Bombing, which WE should forget. But why isn't the Rice-is of '13 in this? It is worse than the Marathon Bombing and approximately 30% of people don't know it happened compared to 2.7% for the Marathon Bombing. Big difference, right? Yes, it is. The emos who wrote this magazine don't know it happened or they want US to forget about the Rice-is and not to forget the Bombing and I believe that one of the editors was raging, 'YOU FORGOT THE RICE-IS!' but the emos argued and debated saying it never happened and guess who won? The emos! And never forget those who suffered in the Rice-is." Spike argued. Spike had a good point. Now you see why:
You shouldn't trust emos (if you are emo, don't trust intelligent morons like Mr. Discargo and Spike).
You shouldn't read Time Magazine, especially their "The Year in Review" series(In the 2015 The Year in Review, they forgot to mention Undertale, Scott Cawthon quitting FNAF, and Homestuck.).
If any famous event that people died in, is memorable, think outside the box and think about more events that happened in the same year are memorable to few(Before the 9/11 there was the Digimon impact.).
And lastly, never forget those who suffered in the Rice-is of '13!!!

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