Rulers of the Spikeverse and Absolite: Peril Fortress Fanfiction [PFWATTYS2016]

Chapter 5: Why it is a foolish idea to forge a McLaren P1 out of Absolite

October 21, 2013.
After the Absolite Machete thing...
"We have our special guest, a pawn shop leader with a random Disaster Species recessive gene, Mr. Discargo!" Jeremy Clarkson announced.
Mr. Discargo was filled with excitement as his dare is preparing for him.
"Mr. Clarkson, I have a really interesting race that I would like to do."
"Okay then,"
"Against the Stig,"
"What car?"
"I am going to drive this Honda Civic against the Stig driving a McLaren P1 made of Absolite."
"Sounds like something James May would do."
"But it is made of Absolite."
"This is a great idea, unless the Honda Civic is  made of Absolite."
"The Civic is made of steel."
"Let's start it."
The race was on. This seemed unfair until you see this. (Absolite is not a common metal in the periodic table. Absolite isn't even on the periodic table YET. Which is like a 3D printed car, except with mega stones. That gives the Honda an advantage. P.S. The P1 would still probably win.)
The Stig was ahead by about 30 meters.
Mr. Discargo drifted ahead the riced P1 and was ahead by about 10 meters.
The Stig caught up by about 20 meters ahead of the Civic.
They were near the finish.
Right at the finish line, Mr. Discargo was ahead by 5 meters, making a victory.
Mr. Discargo chanted, "Steel cars are better than Absolite cars.".
That proves it's foolish to make a car out of Absolite.
Imagine 2 P1's. One made of Absolite and another made of Steel. Which one would win?
The Steel car, of course!