Kanye And Kim

chapter 8

So I'm just thinking in my mind why tf did these two crackheads go all the way to Russia I mean Damn they couldn't take they ass to Hawaii. So me in Kim rent a hotel room. We get in the room and I'm still stuck on the fact the these mfs went to Russia nigga Russia them mfs don't like Americans. Nigga I don't even like Americans.
Kim go sit on the bed and she puts her head down and puts her hand on her face.

Kim- kanye I guess we going to Russia.

I don't think her ass understand these mfs in Russia. We git to get our asses on a plane, I'm scared of planes, oh hell no I need to be high for this.
Kim tell we gone leave in a couple of hours, we need to go get our pass ports and our plane tickets.
I leave the hotel to go find someone who sell drugs,ima need some weed,crack, crystal meth, something nigga I'm flying my black ass to russia.
So I get my little weed and head may ass back to the hotel. Kim getting all our shit packed. We head out to go get our pass ports and tickets.
So we get to the airport.I'm looking out all the Windows and I'm scared ass hell these big ass planes, good thing I smoked. So we walking into the doors me and Kim. We get in our seats and the captain comes on the loud speaker.

Captain- enjoy your flight we are now taking off

Oh hell no I'm scared ass hell. All of a sudden I start tripping. The plane took off and I swear I was on a rocket ship, I look at Kim and she turn into some red balloons.

Kim- What.... What are you looking at

All of a sudden the balloon pop. I start yelling and going, every one start looking at me. I'm just looking like tf y'all looking at. You ain't never seen Jesus before or nah niggas oops I ment crackers!! I'm the mf captain in this bitch. That's right y'all all my servants !!!!

Kim's point of view

Omg Kanye is acting a fool. He gets up out of his seat and start acting so crazy . Omg I don't know what to do.

Kim- Kanye Kanye sit down sit down now
Kanye - nah these mf don't know me I'll kick all they ass

Everyone's just looking at us. I turn my head and a flight attendant is on her way over to me and Kanye. She walks up and says

Attendant- sir I'm going to need you to take a seat
Kanye- bitch whaa? You want me to take a seat?! Bitch I'm Jesus I created seats bitch you sit!!!
Attendant- sit there is no need for the language
Kanye- bitch don't ever speak again
Kim- Kanye please calm down
Kanye-Kim I got this

I place my hand on my head. I look up and more flight attendants come. They start looking at me and Kanye pointing at us. One of them gets on the phone and starts talking to someone. Kanye sees her and starts walking up to the attendant.

Kanye- Aye wtf you doin

The other attendants grab Kanye.

Attendants- sir please calm down or we will have you arrested as soon as we land

Kanye stops and looks at them. I'm just sitting in my seat looking at them. I really hope we don't get in trouble.

Kanye- what? The cops? Oh umm I was just trynna get y'all to vote for me I'm running for president. Yeezus out.

Kanye sits down. I'm just so upset wtf is wrong with this nigga.