Kanye And Kim

Chapter 10

Kanye point of view

So we all up in this air port in Russia.  Me and Kim on our way out the bathroom. We walk out, I look to my left and I see this old ass lady with our bags. Nah nah she going down. I know they ain't some fancy Gucci bags but my nigga I got me a little bit of tree tucked in that shit.

Kanye- aye Kim that's our bags
Kim- you sure they look kinda raggedy
Kanye- Bitch you bought them fuck you mean raggedy, yo ass picked them out.

So we start walking to the old bitch bitch. Then all of a sudden I hear barking.

Kanye- Tf somebody got a dog around here.

I'm looking around like tf that barking coming from.

Kanye- Kim is that you
Kim- ha  very funny

I'm looking when all of a sudden out of the blue this big ass dog come run out of nowhere. Big ass dog, I'm talking about King Kong big. This nigga was running at full speed, with his sharp ass teeth. I must of hop into Kim arms so fast. I don't play with dogs hell no.

Kanye- damn that's a big ass dog!!!

I'm thinking the dog running twords me. Nah that dog ran straight to the old bitch with our bags, jumped on top off her and start barking like a mf. Spit all in her face, I'm like damn you know his breath stank I feel bad for her. Then hella cops come running twords the lady. They got guns out and all kinds of shit.

Cops- Don't move!!!
Old lady-What's going on??!!
Cops- I said don't move!!!!!!

This nigga gone Tays her ass. I'm just thinking like this nigga, really? You said don't move, all she did was ask a question. But anyways they start going through the bags throwing all of our shit around. So I start walking twords them. That's ma shit tf. Put some respect on it. I'm mad af.

Kanye - Aye homie that's our sh....

Before I could finish my sentence he pulled out the bag of weed and ask the old lady.

Cops- Is this yours!!!!!!!?

I turned my happy ass back tf around. That ain't our shit nomore. That's hers. I grabbed Kim and told her we can buy new clothes come on girl lets get tf out of here.

Kim point of view

So after we just saw this big dog attack this old lady, the cops start tackling her. Kanye decided he wanted to walk up to the cops. As he walks up to the cops I'm looking his shoes and its hecka brown shit at the bottom. Did this nigga step in some shit?😂
The cops pull out a bag of weed from the bag. I'm just thinking like fuck we gone get caught. Kanye immediately walks over to me grab my hand and says let's go. He grab my hand and I'm just looking back at that old lady getting her ass beat by the cops. Well hey at least she ain't black.We are on our way out but I still can't get over the fact that he got shit on his shoe.
We walk out of the air port and I am kinda upset that we don't have any clothes, but it's ok I got my purse so at least we got money.

Kim- um Kanye do you smell something
Kanye- nah boo why
Kim- you got some dog shit on yo shoes
Kanye- Bruh stop playing.

Kanye looks down at his shoe

Kanye- Bruh wtf how tf. Do you know how much I payed for these Bruh? Well actually I didn't pay for them I found them in the trash, but still these my favorite shoes!!!! Man come on Kim lets catch a cab Bruh, if the nigga ask what's that smell just say its yah breath or you just shitted on yo self ok.

I'm looking at Kanye like so you just gone keep them shoes on tho, and wtf my breath nah nigga that's yo breath.  So we sitting In front of the air port waiting on a cab. A lady comes up to us and starts talking. Um I don't understand shit she saying so I just tell her.

Kim- yes take a right then a left and you'll be at the bathtub have a nice day 👌🏼

Me and Kanye take two steps to the right to let her ass know, bitch bye. Kanye finally gets us a cab and we get in.

Kanye point of view
So I finally got us a cab. I open the door for Kim, she gets in then I hop in. As soon as we get in the cab driver gone say

Cab Driver- Um oh hell no, what the hell is that smell. Who ain't wipe they ass??

This nigga got us fucked up. I just tell his ass

Kanye- Aye that's her breath she eat ass and don't brush her teeth.😂

Kim hits me on the shoulder.

Cab driver- Damn you need to drown her ass in tooth paste or something. God damn that shit off the chain.
Kim- Haha wow. Excuse but that's not my breath. Ya boy back her stepped in shit.
Cab driver- And you still got the shoes on nigga wtf you hella bro---
Kanye- Nigga just drive. If you don't like it stick yo damn head out the window. And Kim I know you ain't talking yo breath be smelling like all my life I ain't never had a tooth brush so hush up.

I put they ass on hush mode Real quick....👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼