Kanye And Kim

Part 11

Kanye point of view
So tell me why Kim and this taxi Driver just all up in the car talking shit. I mean just talking shit like I ain't even in the car.

Kim- yea he's the one stinking
Driver- I know I can smell him all the way from up here, like damn do you guys have a shower or something
Kim- well actually he was homeless and I helped him you know because I'm ri.....

(Kanye interrupts Kim)

Kanye- Ok Kim.... ok Kim.... Thank you

In my head I'm just thinking how yo fat super basket ball, baby diaper ass gone tell this nigga I was homeless, why don't cha just tell the whole goddam world, Broadcast that shit on TV while your at it, with them saggy ass Titties, bitch can play double Dutch with them mfs.

So we driver they still talking shit when all of a sudden this nigga start driving hella fast and crazy.

Kanye- The fuck going on my nigga, Slow down tf this ain't fast and furious a nigga wanna live today.

Kim on the side of me crying her eyes out.

Kim- Oh my god Kanye we're gonna die
Kanye - Tf bitch you gone die not me, I'm hoping out the car tf.

I turn my head and its hella fucking cops behind us.  Tf this nigga do. This nigga swerving and curving hitting bitches from left to right running over old people and shit.

Driver- no no I can't go back, I won't go back
Kanye- um nigga go back where
Driver- To Afghanistan
Kanye- Oh fuck no, Kim grab ya weave we hopping out this bitch before this nigga wanna do a suicide mission

I open the door trying not to fall out just yet.

Kanye- Kim yo ready we need to jump.
Kim- Are you serious Kanye, no, I just bought this Louis Vuitton heels
Kanye- Bitch yo better jump

While I'm talking to Kim trying to get her ass to jump out with me, this nigga start speaking a language.

Kanye- Nigga tf you say
Driver- I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna do it!!!!!
Kanye- Fuck no

I grabbed Kim by her left titty and hopped tf out of that cab. Next thing I know the fucking cab blew up, Nigga was crazy. 

Kim- Oh thank god we jumped I could have died. OMG I messed up my heels

(Kim starts crying)

Kim- You knew I didn't wanna jump a payed 2k for these shoes

Kanye- tf I don't care how much you payed for them ugly ass shoes, bitch we could have died, tf , DIED MY NIGGA DIED. I could have been dead tf.

Kim- wow Kanye your so selfish
Kanye- Right now is not the time for that bullshit

( Kanye takes a deep breath in)

Kanye- I think I shitted myself.
Kim- The fuck.