Kanye And Kim

chapter 1

So I'm just on the street chilling because that's what I do is chill. All of a sudden this random nigga bumps into me. I'm over here just looking like I know this matha fucking didn't just....I said nigga do you know who the fuck I am. This nigga gone kick over my new box home that I just copped and said shut yo homeless ass up.
You know what I did I shut my ass the fuck up, that nigga was big af, and ima small mathafucka I ain't tryna get ma ass beat.
When this nigga left I grabbed my house and fixed it back up and took a nap.
I woke up to some ugly white bitch throwing change at me. I mean damn thanks for my dinner money, I can cop me a small frie with this from McDonalds.
So I walk my hungry ass to McDonald's and I get my ass robbed by another homeless nigga. Nah I'm not with that shit nigga I took my fork out my pocket and stabbed that nigga in the chest with my fork. Nigga I was hungry that's my 50cents this nigga took. But he ran his ugly ass off because I'm Kanye fucking west.
So I finally get to McDonald's I get my fries and I decide I'm tired of sleeping outside so I decide to sleep in the bathroom. That shit stank like piss but shit I do to so fuck it. I took my black ass to sleep.