Kanye And Kim

Chapter 9

Kanye point of view

Y'all already know yah boy still high af. These dumb ass people tried to tell me they was going to call the cops on me, so I sat my black ass down. But don't worry when they ass leave I'll be back up. Kim and I both fall asleep.

Attendant- sir please wake up our flight has landed

I wake up. I look up and this bitch got her hand on my shoulder I grab her hand and tell her ass.

Kanye- bitch you don't know me like that, and DAMN!!! You need some lotion

Kim- we landed already, come on Kanye lets go

We walking off the plane and I stop.

Kanye- I'll be back mathafuckas you ain't seen the last of yeezus

Kim- boy get yo ass on

Kanye- push me again watch what happens

We get off the plane finally and damn it crowded. Ya boy cant see straight for shit. Ha boy start sweating like crazy.

Kim point of view

So we finally get of the plane. I look at Kanye, and this nigga sweating hella bad. I mean god damn pit stains and all.

Kim-tf wrong with you
Kanye- I see I see i see
Kim-what do you see Kanye
Kanye- I see ratchet bitches, I see a bald white lady with ashy ankles, I see...
Kim- ok Kanye shut up now please

I grab Kanye and drag him over to get our luggage

Kim- ok Kanye do you see our luggage
Kanye was being silent. I turn around and I'm like where tf this nigga go. I start running around the air port looking for his ass. I get a phone call and its this nigga Kanye

Kim- Kanye seriously where are you
Kanye- Kim!!! Kim!!!
Kim- where are you
Kanye - Hey ! You there ! I see you over there! I want you to come here!

I'm looking around trying to find him. Finally I found his ass, on the damn luggage roller.

Kanye- hey Kim hey I see you.

Kim- Kanye get over here now

Kanye tries to get down. He falls on his ass. Some white man tries to help him up.

Kanye-get off me I got this, go season your chicken or something. Come on Kim lets go.

I'm just thinking to my self, hell no this nigga is never getting high around me again. We still ain't got our luggage. We just need to get the hell out this air port before we get caught.

I'm holding Kanye and people are staring.

Kanye- Kim stop its hot af, anybody got some ice?!
Kanye yanks his arm away from and starts stripping.
Kim- Kanye put your clothes on now!

Kanye- I'm hot it's hot! IM HOT AF YALL ANYBODY GOT SOME ICE!!!

Kanye starts running around with his shirt off yelling asking people do they have any ice.

Kim- Kanye nobody has ice calm down
Kanye- ICE I NEED ICE I NEED ICE MY ASS IS ON FIRE!!!!

Here's come the damn security. I run towards Kanye. I grab him and pull him into the bathroom.

Kim- you need to calm down
Kanye- Water yes
Kim-what?

Kanye runs to the toilet and sticks his head inside of it and starts drinking toilet water.

Kim- Kanye no come on now
Kanye- Kim I'm fine it's just lemonade

All of a sudden he passes out. Aww fuck, I can't carry his big ass so we gone be in this bathroom for a while until he wake up.

2 hours pass
Kanye point of view

I wake up and I'm sitting on the floor, face on the toilet and Kim just in the corner looking at me.

Kanye- tf happend
Kim- you good now you don't need any ice?
Kanye- tf you talking bout, and why tf we in the bathroom and why my mouth taste like piss?
Kim- was that weed or crack cuz yo ass was going crazy
Kanye- what? Wait where is our luggage? Kim lets go .

We get up and I go to rinse my mouth out, come to find out y'all boy was drinking piss, tf? How tf she let me drink piss? Any way we walk out the bathroom and damn you won't beleive what happens next........