So me and Kim been looking for bey and jay for a week. We been searching everywhere. We end up running into this fat nigga named rickross. He tell US he knows where bey and jay at. But he would only tell if we took his ass to the buffet.
Me and Kim both broke af right now. I'm like why don't we just Robb a store real quick, ain't nobody gone know, you can do yo magic shit and we can disappear.
Kim- Kanye idk about this
Kanye- Kim come on just this one time.
So we decide to rob the liquor store.
I walk in and I'm like aye, do you Asians know who tf I am. This nigga said no who tf are you. I said nigga I'm Kanye west. He said no don't know who dat is. The nigga was dumb so I just shot his ass Kim grabbed the money and the tape and we left.
We made about 1700 at that store. We took fat ass to a buffet and he told us that the nigga who really know where they at is a nigga named future he'll tell us.Kim- wow so all this and you didn't even know where they was at
Kim shot Rick right then and there. This bitch is sexy. This my bitch. So we on the hunt for this nigga future. We rent ourselves a hotel room. I'm talking to Kim about how sexy she looks and how she changed my life. She start grabbing on me and kissing me when all of a sudden somebody start knocking on the door.
*Bang Bang Bang*
Kanye- who tf is it.
Kim gets her gun ready . I'm just looking like damn I love this bitch. She looks at me and says you ready daddy. I'm like hell yea. I tell these nigga to come in
4 niggas come in and start shooting. I'm blasting they ass Kim blasting they ass. We run to the bathroom and hop out the window. First I was kinda like I'm black, niggas don't be jumping out high ass Windows and shit but hell I was trying.g to live.so I jumped my black ass out that window.
The cops was coming. I hot wired a car and me and Kim dipped.
They next day me and Kim in burger king.
Kim- aye isn't that the nigga future
Kanye- Oh shit hell yea come on boo, let's get that ass
We run up on this nigga and he pull a gun out on us.
Future- I herd you niggas was looking for me, tf y'all want
Kim- do you know where Jay and bey is at? ??
Future- Yea I know but I'll cost you 50g
Kanye- damn nigga we ain't rich a couple of days ago I was homeless
Future- no money no Jay
Kim- Ok shit well get you your money
Kanye- we will? ?
Kim- yes we will all we have to do is start robbing more banks
Kanye- I'm going wherever you go babe so I'm in, future you'll get your money don't worry haha

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Kanye And Kim
RandomKanye is a homeless man who falls in love with the local robber Kim they end up searching for beyonce and Jay-Z who have kidnapped Kim's mom