Kanye And Kim

chapter2

So it's the next day it's hella cold outside. I'm just outside begging for change when all of a sudden hella police cars come driving by and start pulling up to this bank. I'm like I know these mathafuckas ain't robbing a bank with out me. I'm just sitting there watching everything. Police all like come out with your hands up. Like do y'all think this mathafucka really gone do that. Out come this bad white bitch fat ass and everything. After that all I remember was smoke and the bitch was gone. I said wtf this bitch a magician, she out here doing magic tricks like bitch do me a magic trick and make me rich.
Them police was looking everywhere for the bitch but couldn't find her.
So a few days past and I'm in newyork and I see that bitch who robbed the bank. So you know I decide let me make my move.I walk up to the bitch, and I'm like aye wassup ma, I saw you Rob that bank.
This bitch must of slapped my ass and pulled me into a corner. She said nah you didn't see shit. Like bitch I ain't Ray Charles I saw yo ass rob that bank.
She said I stank, and I need to take a bath. Bitch I know I stank, I'm homeless what yo ass expect.
So I asked what her name was. Her name kim. That's a hoe name but I guess. She still bad tho.
She bought me some food and we kicked it.
She asked me if I wanted in. I said like in yo pussy. Hell yea. This bitch slapped me again I swear if she hit me one more time ima shit on her ass.
I said yes she said we start tomorrow. She rented us a hotel.
These mathafuckas was looking at me all crazy. These nigga ain't never seen a homeless nigga in a hotel before like keep it moving.