Kidnapped by 1D

Chapter 3 Fina-*CENSORED*ly!

Zayn’s P.O.V

“WE’RE INNOCENT!” Courtney screamed happily. “What do you mean Caitlin?” Caitlin asked…what? “Well Courtney I mean, in what way are we innocent?” Courtney spoke. I am lost already.

“TIME FOR OUR TWO POINT PLAN!” The tall one screamed. They both looked at each other, trying not to laugh and then ran towards us Caitlin, or Courtney depending on what they were calling themselves, grabbed my phone on the way out of the hotel room. “HEY BRING THAT BACK! I FORGOT TO SET A PASSWORD…shit!” I screamed at the feathered figures running down the hall singing Harry Potter related songs. “PIGFARTS IS REALLLLLLLLLLLL!” screamed one and she ran into  the elevator and the other one  ran into the wall next to the elevator…that’s Caitlin then.

“HOW THE *CENSORED* IS MY NOSE NOT BROKEN YET?” Caitlin screamed. She then ran in to lift as well and has the doors close you hear; “How’s my nose?”
“NOT BROKEN!”
“HOW THE *CENSORED* IS IT NOT BROKEN YET?” then their voices were cut off.

Caitlin’s P.O.V

“Seriously, how isn’t it broken yet?” I asked….well, yelled. Once the elevator doors opened we bolted outside in to the cold air. “HOLY SHIT ITS COLD!” I screamed loudly, making passers-by scowl at me, so I did the appropriate thing and stuck my tongue out at them. “No shit Sherlock,” Courtney said.

“TO THE BATCAVE!” I shouted giving the passers by a one finger salute and ran off. “WAIT! WHERE THE *CENSORED* DID WE LEAVE THE BATCAVE AT?” Courtney screamed. I scowled at her, she’s not allowed to be smarter than me. “THAT IS YET TO BE DECIDED!”

We stared a little bit at each other, blinked, than sprinted in to the opposite directions. YEP THAT MAKES SENSE! “BITCH IT’S THIS WAY!” Courtney screamed. I turned around and ran back the other way. “I KNEW THAT I WAS JUST MAKING SURE NO ONE WAS FOLLOWING US!”

Suddenly five very pissed off and confused boys appeared outside the hotel. “COME ON COURTNEY!” Courtney screamed at me.

“I’M FOLLOWING YOU CAITLIN!” I yelled and we both broke into a run.

“HEY GET BACK HERE!” One of the idiots screamed. “WE ARE HEADING TO HOGWARTS! DON’T FOLLOW US! HOGWARTS DOESN’T ACCEPT IDIOTS!” I screamed

“WE GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS WE GOTTA GET BACK TO SCHOOOOOOL WE GOTTA GET BACK TO HOGWARTS WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS WHERE COOOOOOOOL!” Courtney sang happily as she skipped next to me. How the *censored* is she doing that?

“VERY WELL DONE CAITLIN! NOW LETS HEAD TO THE NEWLY LOCATED BATCAVE!” I screamed before running accidently in to a brick wall. “THE PLATFORM IS CLOSED! I REPEAT! PLATFORM NINE AND THREE QUARTERS IN CLOSED!” I screamed while clutching my forehead…..at least it wasn’t my nose this time. “WELL *CENSORED*!” Courtney cussed causing an old lady to give her a death glare and hit her with her handbag. “CAITLIN WE NEED TO RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN! CAUSE THE IDOTS MIGHT ACTUALLY CATCH US BECAUSE WE AREN’T GINGERBREAD MEN!” I screamed while climbing to my feet and sprinting.

“WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!” Courtney sang as we rounded the corner and ran into the nearest shop which happened to be a dress up shop…perfect. We ran in and up to the counter. “Hello,” I said calmly. “Hi dear.” The old woman from behind the counter said. “How can I help you?”

“We were wondering if you had some large moustaches, the bigger the better!” Courtney said grinning. The lady looked at us weirdly but nodded and produced two huge black moustaches from behind the counter. “Here you go is that it?” I nodded and handed over some money that I definitely didn’t take off Niall nope…

We both stuck the moustaches on our face and walked out of the shop. “They will never spot us now!” Courtney exclaimed happily. I have to admit this is one of our best plans yet.