Kidnapped by 1D

Buckingham Palace

Zayn’s P.O.V

“GEORGE GEORGE GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!” Courtney sang, well more shouted at the tv. While Caitlin still remained suspiciously absent. “AH CENSORED!” Harry cussed from the other room. “EVACUATE!” Courtney suddenly exclaimed. Jumping up, grabbing the backpack that had been puzzlingly beside her for the past hour since she entered the lounge, and ran out of the room. A couple of seconds later Caitlin burst out of the cupboard where we kept the vacuum cleaner – I don’t even want to know what she was doing in there.

“Run away, run away…” she chanted as she too pulled on a backpack and exited the room. There’s something fishy going on here. “Where the *censored* did they go?” Harry asked making his own entrance. I swear to *censored* God this place has become like a *censored* sitcom. I pointed to the door. Harry rolled his eyes. “You wanna go find them before they do something really stupid?” he asked. I shrugged. To be honest I wouldn’t mind if they disappeared entirely. Looking at Liam next to me he seemed to agree.

“Well I’m going. Louis, Niall you wanna come?” he shouted in the direction of the kitchen. He didn’t get a reply but the other two lads were standing next to him seconds later. “Let’s go!” Louis said kicking the air. He was holding a water gun in his hand.

“There’s something strange in the neighbourhood…Who you gonna call?” Niall began to sing. “IDIOT CATCHERS!” the other two shouted. They too had somehow miraculously obtained water guns. I nicely didn’t point out that by singing the song they too looked like idiots. “When there’s silly string hanging from the roof….WHO YA GONNA CALL?”

“IDIOT CATCHERS!” they all shouted then marched out of the room. I’m so *censored* confused. I looked at Liam who just had his mouth open staring at the empty space.

Caitlin’s P.O.V

“Go! Go! Go!” Courtney shouted with a jump. We both ran down the street happily we made a quick turn then pulled into a side alley that we had already investigated and deemed usable. We pulled out back packs off and put them on the ground then began to pull out all necessary items for this stage - one of them being a big white sheet. “We have three minutes until they catch up to us.” I said looking at my watch. Courtney, who was already stringing the sheet across the entrance to the alleyway nodded then continued. While I pulled out the two big emergency torches and a camping lantern that we had found at the various flats of the boys. I pulled over a wheely bin that had been up against a wall into the middle of the alley and put the torches on top. Then I pulled out a phone, old so it didn’t matter if it got lost and plugged it into some speakers.

Courtney who was done with the sheet quickly grabbed the cardboard cut outs that we had left against a wall yesterday and propped them up in front of the torches. Then we both pulled out our change of clothes and quickly got dressed. Courtney smeared black face paint all over her face before handing the tub to me. I quickly did the same. Then we packed up. Turned on the torches and set the phone so all the sound would come out the speakers and made our exit.

As we were running I pulled out another phone and called the one we had left in the alley, putting it on speaker.

Harry’s P.O.V

“Where are they?” I asked slightly concerned. It was close to getting dark and we still hadn’t found them. We had searched nearly the entire block. “I dunno. They can’t have gone that far right?” Louis asked sounding genuinely worried, he liked the pair more than he let on. “Well they only had like a five minute head start, but I guess it depends we didn’t really think we just ran off. They could have headed in a different direction.” Niall reasoned. We all looked at each other and kept walking.