Kidnapped by 1D

Chapter Four - the red carpet

Courtney’s P.O.V

“Girls can you please put me on the phone with the boys?” Simon asked patiently as Caitlin and I ran around the house screaming in search of the panic room. “Umm how about no?” I said and followed Caitlin who gave a shout of victory and banged open a door labelled PANIC ROOM FOR PANICS ONLY! “See I knew we weren’t the only ones!” Caitlin said and we both raced into the room and screamed once we saw the interior.

“IT BURNS MY EYES!!!!! TO MUCH PINK!! HELP ME! HELP ME! HELP US! RETREAT RETREAT!” I screamed and heard Simon wince on the other end of the phone. We raced back down stairs and shot past the boys leaving with a trail of fire behind us and two crazy girl shaped holes in the door. “Girls the boys have to be on the red carpet in two hours they need to get ready please can you at least tell them!” Simon sighed. “SURE WE CAN!!” he sighed in relief…”IF!” he groaned. “WE GET TO GO TOO!” we both shouted happily.

“Fine whatever.” Simon said then hung up. “Mhpff! Love you too!” Caitlin said grumpily and crossed her arms. “BOYSSSSS!” I yelled happily and stepped back through my shaped hole in the door. They all turned to look at us. “WE ARE GOING ON THE RED CARPET!” Caitlin yelled and we both proceded to show off our modelling abilities. “Um don’t you mean, we-“Liam said pointing to him and the boys “-are going on the red carpet…you are staying in the hotel!”

“UM NO! Simon said we could come so we are!” I sung happily and then I looked at Caitlin. “WE HAVE TO GET READY!” we screamed as girly as possible simultaneously. Then we dashed back up the stairs and raced into the stalker girls room. “Ah *censored*! This will not do at all!” Caitlin said shaking her head as she observed the wardrobe. “We will just have to work with it darl,” I said in a bad American drawl and snapped my fingers. “LETS DO IT!”

"YOUR MY HAIR STYLIST BEAUTIFUL AND I'LL BE THE MAKE UP ARTIST!" Caitlin screamed before tossing the stalkers hair straightener at me. "Nawww it didn't hit you in the nose," she muttered making me glare at her hatefully. I began to attack her hair until it was all piled on top of her head in the most beautiful pile of hair anyone has ever scene. Then did the same to my own hair and let her attack my face wit1h make up even though we had no idea what any of it was.

"I think this thing with black on it is called blush..." Caitlin trailed off while attacking my cheeks with mascara. What a genius!!!! "WAIT! I THINK THE BOYS WANT US TO DO THEIR MAKE UP FOR THEM AS WELL!" I screamed, just loud enough for the boys to hear me.

Downstairs we could hear the scrambling of feet by the front door. "NIALL DON'T RUN AWAY YOU IDIOT!" Liam screamed and then we could hear lots of grunting. DIRTY THOUGHTS! Shit Caitlin has been getting in to my head. “CAITLIN HOW COULD YOU GET IN MY HEAD!” I screamed my thoughts.

“Because reasons..” she said distractedly. Eventually our make up was complete and it was time to choose our outfits.  "I was thinking maybe our awesome moustaches with....LOOK AT WHAT STALKER HAS!" Caitlin screamed before running over to where stalkers bedside table was. She quickly lifted up a picture of all the boys dressed up for soccer. THE IDIOTS HAVE MUD ON THEM! WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?!  “I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!” I exclaimed dramatically before clutching my heart and pretending to die.

"Who would with these idiots parading around dressed like that?" Caitlin said in disgust. "WAIT HOW DID STALKER GET THIS PICTURE? IS SHE STALKING THEM TO?!?!" I screamed, what lengths will this girl go to stalk us is beyond me. 

“I am wearing this!” I declared and held up a giraffe onses for all to see. “Yes but it needs alterations, here!” Caitlin said and handed me a bedazzler. I’m not even going to ask where she got that. We grinned at each other and got to work bedazzling every inch of the onsie.