Kidnapped by 1D

Chapter...what are we up too?

Zayn’s P.O.V

It is the day after the Award show and the two evil she devils are awfully quiet. Liam didn’t even bother to tell them off and in fact I haven’t seen him, Louis or Niall all day. They are up to something. I can smell it…

I was sitting on the couch in the hotel room with my feet on the suitcase on the floor.  Harry is out shopping or something so I’m all alone. We were all heading back to our own homes in London today. Of course the lads and I had yet to decide what to do with the girls; personally I say we should take them home. I don’t trust them. However the other boys have grown fond of them. Even Niall! And they dyed his hair pink with ketchup.

Horrified screaming broke me out of my thoughts. Courtney and Caitlin came racing into the main room of our apartment. Speak of the devil. “NOPE! NOPENOPENOPENOPE NOPE!” Courtney screamed her hands holding her head. She fell to the floor and curled up into a ball and started rocking back and forth. “WHYYYY?” Caitlin yelled and flung something blue out the window before screaming again and rushing to the window. “MY BABY!” a loud wail from Courtney brought her back to attention.

“NOOOO WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT?” She screamed and collapsed on the ground next to Courtney her face smushed on the carpet.

“WHAT’S GOING ON?” Liam shouted running into the room with Louis and Niall hot on his heels. I knew it! “It wasn’t me!” I said raising my hands in surrender. We looked down out the girls, who seemed to be having an existential crisis since Courtney was mumbling something along the lines of: “Why? What is life? Why do we exist? Why would someone do that?”

“Um what’s going on?” Louis asked. He sat down in between the girls.

“They…th….they…NOOOOO” such an intelligent and in depth answer Caitlin.

“Yes?” Louis coaxed.

“Fan….fiction.” Courtney choked out.

“Ohhhh” we chorused. That explained that then.

“What about?” Niall asked curiously. I have to say I am interested as well.

“Well. We were on Liam’s twitter…and well um there was a suggestion to read this girls story. And since we were bored we did. HOLY *CENSORED* WAS THAT A MISTAKE!” Courtney informed us.

“Um…yeah, what was it about?” I asked. Both the girls glared at me before speaking.
“Uuuus. It was hoooorible.” They whined.

“Ohkay then. That’s why we don’t read the suggestions.” Louis said. Courtney nodded and hugged Caitlin, before screaming and falling on top of Louis who was still sitting between them. “Uh guys?” he said. “Sorry.” They apologised at the same time.

“Anyway. Since we are all here. We need to decide who you two are going to stay with one we get home.” Liam said, ever the sensible one.

“Of course the logical way would for at least Courtney to stay with Louis since they are ‘related’.” I said. Hoping that I don’t get stuck with either of them. “I guess…to be honest I don’t care.” Courtney said sounding tired. I looked over at her then at Caitlin who had her eyes closed and her head on Courtney’s shoulder. “It’s been a long trip. We just wanna sleep.” Caitlin mumbled. I stared at the two of them in shock. They, wanted to sleep? “Oh okay then. So I guess you can stay with Louis. Do you have enough rooms?” Louis nodded.

“Yeah, they’ll have to share though I only have one spare room.”

“UH UH! I AIN’T SHARING NO BED WITH THIS BITCH!” Courtney shouted. Caitlin slapped a hand over her mouth; “Shhhh.” She mumbled.

“SHE IS A GRUMPY GORILLA!” Courtney continued to inform us. “PLUS SHE SNORES!”
“I do not you *censored* liar!” Caitlin defended.

“Mhmm.” We all chorused. Caitlin huffed and sat up crossing her arms.

“Well okay I guess she can sleep on the couch.” Louis suggested.

“YES I GET THE REAL BED!” Courtney shouted pumping her fists in victory.

*in the van on the way to London*

“THHHHHEEEE WHEELS ON THE VAN GO ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND ROUND AND ROUND THE WHEELS ON THE…”

“NO!” I shouted. The girls fell silent. They both stared at me with big puppy dog eyes but I just glared at them. “Yeah what he said.” Liam added. Finally some support.

“Fiiiiiiiiine.” They mumbled.

Then since they were sitting across from each other they began to play some stupid clapping game. That was of course accompanied by singing.

“My boyfriend gave me an apple. My boyfriend gave me a pear. My boyfriend gave me a kiss on the lips and threw me down the stairs. I gave him back that apple. I gave him back that pear. I gave him back that kiss on the lips and threw him down the stairs…”

“That’s a bit of an abusive relationship. You two should break up.” Louis interjected. The girls humphed and changed their clapping game for another one.

“Apple on a stick makes me sick makes my heart beat 2 4 6. Not because you’re dirty, not because you’re clean, not because you kissed a boy behind a magazine…”

“YOU DID WHAT?” Liam roared.

“Woah chill dude, it’s a song.” Courtney said moving her hands in a calming motion. Liam blushed slightly and nodded his head. Well that was weird.

“HOLY FLYING SHIT!” Caitlin suddenly shouted. Throwing the whosever ipod she had stolen this time into the air. “WHAT?” Courtney yelled at her rubbing her ear. “THERE IS ONLY SEVEN DAYS TILL CHRISTMAS! WE NEED TO GO SHOPPING!” she grabbed up the ipod and shoved in Courtney’s face. I assumed it was showing a calendar or something because Courtney screamed and threw the ipod at me.

“Hey, guys is that my ipod?” Liam asked looking up from his bag.

“Why colour was the case?” Courtney asked warily.

“Blue. Why?”

“Oh no reason…but just a heads up its not in your bag.”

“Why not?”

“Because Caitlin may or may not have thrown it out a really high up window?” Courtney said her voice getting higher as she spoke. “SHE WHAT?”

“Guys shut up!” the driver of the van exclaimed. “We’re here!”

Courtney and Caitlin immediately squashed their faces against the tinted windows. Trying to get a look at where they were going to be staying. “Thanks.” I said.

We all piled out of the car and got our stuff. The girls exiting last so they didn’t have to carry anything. “You know this is not what I was expecting.” Courtney said shaking her head. “Yeah. Who knew you guys lived in such a dump!” Caitlin added.

I rolled my eyes. “We don’t. That’s where we live.” Niall said pointing to the building across the street. “Ohhh.”

A/N: SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG. THIS IS WRITTEN BY ME BUT CAITLIN HELPED WITH THE IDEAS. IT'S JUST BEEN HARD TO MEET UP LATELY.