Kidnapped by 1D

Chapter 5 - The Award Show

Caitlin’s P.O.V

Award shows are boring as bat shit. We have been sitting here for an hour enduring various terrible music performances and bad speeches and I think Courtney might be asleep. And to make it worse the boys (Liam *cough cough*) confiscated all of our prank items. So to put it simply…WHY THE *CENSORED* DO PEOPLE WANT TO COME TO THESE THINGS?

“And now for the internet stars.” The announcer well…announced. I slapped Courtney on the arm. She snorted and woke up. “Whaa? Is it over!” she asked hopefully. I shake my head. “It’s our nomination.” I explain.

“And your nominees are:
danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil

Cimorelli

Tobuscus

And CupcakesaretosexyforSwiperthefox”

We cheered when they called out our username.

“And the winner is……” Courtney and I were both sitting on the edges of our seats, the boys staring at us with varying degrees of hopefulness. A drumroll was playing in the Arena but I was barely paying attention. “CUPCAKESARETOSEXYFORSWIPERTHEFOX! OR COURTNEY TOMLINSON AND CAITLIN CALDANA!” what the *censored* that’s not Courtney’s last name. Courtney looked as confused as I was. “It’s mine.” Louis said. I frowned. “She’s my ‘sister’ it’s my last name.” we nodded then with huge grins on our face walked over to the stage to get our reward. Our video was playing on the big screen and the crowd was already laughing.

The random celebrity who announced the award hugged us and handed us a HUGE surfboard thing. They pushed us towards the microphone.

“Well what do you know? We might finally get to say that speech we have been practicing Claudia.” I said to Courtney. “More importantly: what are we going to do with this thing?” she asked. I cracked a grin. “Well I think the only thing to do is to take it home and go surfing!”

The audience laughed with us. “Well then we just have a few thank you’s: Thanks to the boys who somehow put up with us! Thanks to the boys for being wonderful targets for pranks! Thanks to Paul for letting us prank them. And thanks to Simon for letting us come here dressed like this!” We said together.

The audience cheered and we went back to our seats. But the boys weren’t there. “Nooooo!” I cried. That meant they would have to be up on stage performing and we would have to listen to them. And because Courtney is supposedly related to one of them there will be cameras on us and we have to look like we are enjoying ourselves.  Well shit aren’t we all screwed today?

The boys appeared on the stage and the entire crowd erupted into screams. Seriously have these people no brains? Courtney and I screamed as well and began to sing our own lyrics with passion. It’s probably a good thing everyone was screaming so loud actually. The camera was panning around the audience. I prayed that I wouldn’t land on us because I hate camera’s that are unwanted. That and the fact that I am meant to like the idiots on stage.

Sadly, the camera landed on Courtney, so I decided to do the only sane thing and jump underneath the seat. Courtney however had no problems being in front of a camera since she is a drama queen. Courtney grinned and began to sing along very loudly doing heart signs. I grinned you couldn’t tell but she was definitely not singing their lyrics. Oh shit, the chorus is coming on now isn’t it? MOTHER *CENSORED* RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

I jump out from under the seat and bolt out of the room. Luckily the camera man was too focused on Courtney playing up the little sister act to actually notice.

Louis’ P.O.V

Oh there goes Caitlin. I watched as the onese clad girl ran out of the room. She really hates this song. I remember the argument I had with her and Courtney over the title…they said it was misleading as it was actually the worst song they had ever heard and therefore it could not be called ‘the best song ever’ since it sucked. I looked over at Courtney who couldn’t leave since she had a camera shoved in her face and nearly fell off the stage when I saw she was dancing and singing. SHE IS A SECRET DIRECTIONAR! I KNEW IT!

I ran over to her and knelt down next to her so my face with in the camera as well and kept singing. I pulled faces. But then I heard what she was actually saying.

“HERE’S A HALF ASS TRACK THAT WE SLAPPED TOGETHER! IF YOU JUST HIT MUTE IT WOULD SOUND MUCH BETTER!”

Of course Courtney would be the only one singing a parody in front of a camera. Big brother mode activate. I smiled at the camera and slung an arm over her shoulder, Courtney froze underneath me. “I wuv you!” I said making sure that I said it into the mic. The crowd awed…we must be shown on the big screen. Hehehe…that was my evil laugh. Now for the finishing touch. I bent down to give her a kiss on the cheek but Courtney had other plans. She dropped to the floor and curled up in a ball. I laughed and shook my head before joining the boys…well that worked I definitely freaked her out. The camera man who had been filming us was staring at Courtney with a wtf look while a filmed other people in the crowd. “HEY DON’T JUDGE ME!” she yelled.

I smiled cockily at her when she looked my way again. We finished the song without any more umm…incidents. Then we walked back stage to head back to our seats. As we walked through back stage celebrities waved at us and we waved back. I still found it weird. But then something actually weird happened. Well no not really for us it was normal. Caitlin came flying past us laughing her head off and screaming for Courtney. Who appeared seconds later right behind Caitlin also screaming profanities. “HEY LANGUAGE YOU TWO!” Harry yelled reminding them that they were surrounded by famous people.

The two waved us off and ran on to the stage…oh shit.

The lads and I ran through the backstage back to our seats just in time to see Courtney and Caitlin pushing Justin Beiber off the stage and on to the mats they had surrounded the stage with. “WE ARE TAKING OVER!” Courtney yelled much to my dismay. The crowd cheered happily. Ya know what I realised? These two are famous for irritating famous people…that and supposedly being related to me.  “And we are here to present the next award!” Caitlin added.

Courtney picked up the white envelope from the lectern in front of them and read in to the mic. “The ‘You Make Me Happy’ Award!”
“HEY WE’VE BEEN NOMINATED FOR THAT!”

Caitlin snatched the envelope off Courtney and began to read out the other nominees.
“Jennifer Lawrence!”
“THE GIRL ON FIRE!” Courtney added.
“Cher Lloyd!”  Caitlin read.
“I want you back want want you back UGH!” Courtney sung.
“One Direction!”
“THOUGH THEY SHOULD BE CALLED NO DIRECTION! HARRY GOT LOST TRYING TO GET ON STAGE!”
Harry groaned and put his head in his hands muttering to himself something along the lines of: why did we decided to bring them with us?
“Because they make us laugh.” I reminded him. I got a death glare in return.
“annnnnnd US!!!!!!!” Caitlin announced.
“The sexy and the fabulous!” Courtney added.

The crowd was in stiches. Caitlin scoffed, "obviously."

"Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd the winner is," Courtney dragged on while Caitlin added sound effects that consisted of her consistently saying bum in to the microphone. They both paused for dramatic effect before attempting to open the envelope. This was the two of them pulling at opposite ends. How can they not open an envelope?  

Eventually they got it open and as soon as they read it they started laughing. “IT’S US!” they shouted together. “We aren’t joking see.” The put the envelope in front of the camera so that it showed their names on the big screens. Caitlin picked up the surfboard and handed it to Courtney shaking her hand who in turn handed it to Caitlin and shook her hand.  "Now we both have surfboards," Courtney stated proudly. "GIVE US SMURFS NEXT TIME!" She spoke louder in to the microphone, which made everyone wince. “Caitlin! Be grateful!” Caitlin scolded.

“Ok so we would like to thank Aslan! For being amazing! For Billee and Christina for being creepy. For Caitlin’s dogs for being way too cute.” Courtney started. Then Caitlin joined in. “Again we would like to thank the boys for being the targets for our pranks. Thanks to Paul for getting over himself and joining in and…FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!”

Every one clapped and cheered while the boys and I shook our heads. Though I have to say I LOVE THESE GIRLS. I don’t want to be a target for pranks I want to be part of the prank. But Liam won’t let me…killjoy. Something about our image blah blah blah. I’m joining in next time.