Avengers Chatroom

A Date. A Terrifiying Date.

(Tony is online)

(Loki is online)

Tony: So Loki.

Loki:.....

Tony: Stop being such a baby.

Loki: But....

Tony: But my ass.

Loki: o-o

Tony: Look, Loki, we all want this to work out for you. We honestly do. So here's a couple tips.

Loki: Okay....

Tony: First, be nice and polite. Be a gentleman.

Loki: I could do that.

Tony: Good. Second, make a good conversation. Mainly let her talk and listen, answer her questions, all that stuff.

Loki: Why can't I talk?

Tony: You might screw it up by saying something stupid.

Loki: Fine.

Tony: Third, compliment her. Tell her she has beautiful eyes or say her outfit suits her.

Loki: Isn't that part of being a gentleman?

Tony: No.

Loki: Oh ok.

Tony: So do you know where you two are going?

Loki: Some place called Trivani?

Tony: Italian.

Loki: Is it good? I normally don't like mortal food.

Tony: Yeah you'll be fine.

Loki: Ok...I'm nervous...what if she knows about New York?

Tony: Eh you'll be fine, you're just over thinking it.

Loki: Suurrreee..

Tony: Trust me. I know.

Loki: No you don-

Tony: I KNOW SHIT!!!

Loki: Mewling quim.

Tony: Hey I'm helping you.

Loki: Not really. Can't someone else talk to me? Like Steve?

Tony: Oh no. You don't want Steve. He'll start bawling and go on and on about Peggy. It's a terrible experience.

Loki: Yeah.....better not...

Tony: What about the girls! They know about girls. Cause they're girls.

Loki: *sighs* Ok...

(All the girls were invited to this chat)

Skylar: The fuck.

Ellie: Did it just say all the girls?

Makayla: Yes it did.

Skylar: Wow Tony......that's just sad..

Nat: Why are we on here Tony?

Jenna: Yes, especially me.

Tony: To give Loki some girl advice.

Agent Hill: You think I'm helping this fool? Please.

(Agent Hill walked away giving Tony the hand)

Ellie: That's an epic way to exit.

Skylar: Agreed.

Jenna: I still don't understand why I'M here.

Tony: Cause I needed all the help I could get. So good luck ladies!!