Internet Vocablulary

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(The Avengers are online)

Skylar: Hella hella

Makayla: Lol

Tony: Wtf

Thor: What does this word mean?

Skylar: It's hell and a lot combined into hella.

Steve: That makes no sense.

Makayla: Makes better sense than yeet.

Skylar: YEET MAKES TON OF SENSE OKAY

Makayla: NO IT DOESNTTTTTT

Ellie: GUYS STOP ARGUING OVER THE WORD YEET

Thor: THEIR CAPS BUTTON IS ON, DOES THIS MEAN I CAN USE IT TOO?

Nat: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY

Makayla: She started it

Skylar: I did not!

Clint: Yeah you did.

Bruce: You used caps first so....

Skylar: You're all motherfucking traitors. All of you.

Makayla: Well sucks to suck.

Skylar: You would know

Makayla: Okay, goodbye. I'm going to Netflix because it's a better friend than u

Skylar: That is very true.

(Makayla has logged off)

Tony: Uh.....

Clint: Talk about HAWKward

Nat: I thought you hated that

Clint: Well now I love it so stfu

Steve: She knows you were kidding, right? I mean, you were kidding, weren't you?

Skylar: Of course I was, why would you think I meant that

Ellie: Yeah, we joke all the time. It okay.

Thor: So back to this whole hella and yeet thing

Ellie: Shhhh Thor, don't try to make sense of the internet language.

Steve: Internet language?

Bruce: Yeah

Tony: Yeah it makes it's own language.

Ellie: Yeah. Most of the time their just shortened phrases like 'brb' and 'omg', but it's what it is.

Steve: Is there like a dictionary to this or...?

Nat: There's google.

Ellie: Ayyyeee google's the bae

Thor: I'm confused.

Bruce: Instead of that, you could use hella confused.

Thor: Huh.

Steve: Maybe I should look this up.

Tony: Yes Steve, you should.

Thor: I will join you captain!

(Steve has logged off)

(Thor has logged off)

Skylar: Ellie, that is the smartest I have ever heard you talk.

Ellie: Thank you, thank you *takes bow*

Skylar: Calm your tits, I didn't say you were Jesus or anything.

Nat: Lol

Clint: Okay??

Bruce: This conversation bores me, bye guys.

Nat: Yeah I'm gonna go with Bruce. Peace

(Nat has logged off)

(Bruce has logged off)

Tony: So what now?

Skylar: I'm gonna go watch Netflix with Makayla. I can hear her yelling from here.

Ellie: Oh something bad just happened in Arrow didn't it

Skylar: Prob. Later guys

(Skylar has logged out)

Clint: So guys

Tony: So

Ellie: I want ice cream

Clint: But it's cold outside

Ellie: THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY

Clint:....okay then let's go get ice cream.

Ellie: Thank

Tony: Not even gonna question it.

(Ellie has logged off)

(Clint has logged off)

(Tony has logged off)

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