Third persons POV
Natasha and Clint immediately started up the helicopter. Makayla, Skylar, Ellie, and Steve climbed in through the back.
"You know, I'm not sure wether to laugh or be somewhat intimidated." Skylar laughed.
"You shouldn't joke about this." Steve scolded.
The girls started to laugh. "Are you serious? We should be scared of a dude that calls himself Gay Mushroom? I mean, really?" Makayla looked at Steve.
He just shrugged and looked away.
"Hold on everyone! It's gonna get bumpy." Clint called over his shoulder.
Everyone held on to something as the helicopter lifted off the ground and up into the air. Clint flew it as fast as it could go and in no time, they were in Times Square.
They ran out of the helicopter, Steve held up his shield, Skylar drew her sword, Makayla was holding an obsidian dagger in her hands, and Ellie was now in her part wolf form with her nails now long claws and ears and a tail were now visible. Her teeth were now sharp fangs. Clint and Natasha joined them with their weapons ready.
All of a sudden a shit ton of pretzels came right at Ellie. She screamed a whale sounding scream. Makayla and Skylar tried to hold in their laugh.
"Ellie it's just pret- SHIT!" Skylar yelled, looking down at her foot. "The pretzels are fucking acid."
Ellie screamed even louder and was looking for a way to get the pretzels off without touching them.
Tony, Thor, and Hulk came and joined them. They all looked around to access the situation.
Live mutant mushrooms and ducks were terrorizing everything. Some were even trying to eat people. People were running everywhere screaming their heads off. On the top of a tall building, where they normally have the ball drop on New Years, was The Gay Mushroom overlooking his destruction. The Masonator and Coffee came to stand beside him. Gay Mushroom noticed The Avengers and pointed down in their direction. He called out an order but the Avengers were too far away to hear.
It must have been an order of attack because the mutants stopped what they were doing and started coming straight towards them.
"Ok everyone, here's the plan." Steve started out.
"Hurry up, they're getting closer." Skylar hissed.
"I'll buy you guys some time." Makayla smirked.
Her hands lit on fire and she drew a circle of flames around them. Then she set the fire ablaze but raising her hands in the air, growing the flame wall to about 10 feet.
"Ok, Tony and Thor, find out where these mutants are coming from and try to stop from anymore getting to the streets. Take Skylar with you. I want you on the roof tops. Me and Ellie will get the people to the safest places we can find. Nat, Clint, and Makayla stay and fight on the ground."
"HURRY UP STEVE." Makayla cried as she fell to her knees, trying to keep the fire wall up.
"Hulk, I think you know what to do." Steve pointed at him.
He smirks and pounded his fist against his hand.
"Ok, NOW MAKAYLA."
She dropped the fire wall and three some shards of obsidian at the mutants.
"Need a lift?" Tony asks Skylar.
She nods. Tony picks her up bridal style and carries her to a roof top of a building. Skylar nods to him as a thank you and he flys away, shooting some mutants that are climbing on the buildings.
Thor swings his hammer around, rising up off the ground and following the man of iron closely behind. As for Hulk, well he started to smash every mutant in his path.
"Ellie, you take the east side. I'll take west." Steve instructed, as he headed off towards that direction fighting mutants along the way.
"Wait what am I doing again? You know I can't remember shit!" Ellie yells after him.
"Find a place-" Natasha pauses to stab a mutant in the face. "To get the civilians off the streets."
"Ooohhh, kk I got you." Ellie leaps, and I mean leaps, off towards the east telling the people to follow her while happily killing mutants.
"I worry for the people." Makayla shakes her head, sending a fire ball towards some mutants, knocking them all down. "Yes I got a strike!"
"Wait, we're playing bowling? Damnit, I suck at bowl." Clint pouts, shooting an arrow straight through a mutants head.
"Well, sucks to be you Clint." Natasha shoots down a row of mutants. "Does that count as a strike?"
"Sure. Clint you're losing." Makayla comments as she knocks down another set of mutants, only this time with shards of obsidian.
Clint pouts, shooting a couple more mutants. "This game isn't fair."
"Life isn't fair, sweetheart." Natasha says as she slits the throat of a mutant.
On the roof top, Skylar creeps closer and closer to the spot where Gay Mushroom and the Masonator are. She gets only a few feet away before hiding behind a billboard ad.
Gay Mushroom looks down at his wrist watch, tapping his foot furiously on the ground.
"Great. Just flipping great." He throws his hands up in the air in frustration.
"What now?" Masonator groans, sitting down into a throne that belongs to his boyfriend.
"We're going to be late for that double date I had planned tonight! Everything was going as scheduled until these stupid Avengers showed up! Now I'm going to have to cancel and then figure out another date, and get another reservation, and-"
"Stop complaining. It's not that hard to reschedule something." Masonator cut in.
"But you wouldn't know that! You don't know anything because you sit on your lazy ass while I do all the work!" Gay Mushroom was now infuriated.
Skylar watched the scene unfold, trying to hold in her laughter. But then something happened that caught her eye.
"Guys, guys. Please stop fighting." A familiar voice said.
In a wooden chair, was Suzy the matchmaker. Her wrists were handcuffed to the chairs arms and her ankles to the feet it the chair.
"Well then help us fix this!" Gay Mushroom snapped. "That's why you're here! That's why we kidnapped you!"
"Buster, I am not a couples therapist. I'm a matchmaker." Suzy sighed.
"Who cares! It's the same thing." Masonator crosses his arms.
"No. No it is not. There is a HUGE difference." Suzy pointed out.
Skylar presses on her earpiece and whispers, "Guys, I think I found that matchmaker."
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Hey guys. I'm really really sorry I haven't updated in forever. It's just that there's a lot happening at school and ugh it's just terrible. So I will be splitting this into parts, idk how many. But for the mean time, enjoy! I am sorry for any mistakes and that it's kind of short. I also want to thank those who kept this book in their library, waiting for the update. It means a lot.
Love you all and keep on avenging, avengers.
~Music_dream101

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HumorWelcome to the Avengers strange conversations when they aren't saving the world. New friends and new enemies will pop up as well as some familiar faces. I DONT OWN ANY MARVEL CHARACTERS (I do own the ones I've made up, obviously)