Someone for Loki?

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(The Avengers are online)

(Loki is online)

(The Matchmakers are online)

Makayla: Who the hell are the matchmakers?

Karen: Us.

Suzy: Yup.

Ellie: Well then great for you. I don't care.

Karen: That's nice.

Skylar: Why are there people I don't know here?

Clint: It's for Loki.

Nat: Ew gross. They're here for Loki?

Makayla: OH GOD!!!! NO THE IMAGES!!!!!

(Makayla has logged off)

Skylar: EWWWW

Ellie: THAT'S NASTY

Clint: What are you guys talking about?

Skylar: Nothing. We don't want to ruin your innocent mind.

Thor: Wait. There are people here for Loki?? YAY BROTHER!!! YOU MADE FRIENDS!!!

Loki: NO!!! AND IM NOT YOUR BROTHER!!!! ARRGGAHHH!!!!!

Ellie: Anger issues..

Loki: AAAHHGRRR

Nat: Now it's just weird sounds.

Skylar: Well he does have his lady friends.

Ellie: EWWWW SKYLAR!!!!!!!

Skylar: Just speaking the truth.

(Makayla has logged on)

Makayla: Is there still dirty talk going on? I had to watch the unicorn song to get those images out of my head.

Skylar: Theres always dirty talk when I'm around sweetheart ;) And you sure the unicorns didn't create more images?

Makayla: No I wasn't thinking that.

Skylar: You should've been.

Steve: Okay guys. That's enough.

Skylar: HOW DARE YOU TELL US TO STOP TALKING ABOUT UNICORNS!!

Tony: You're not the only one with anger problems Bruce!!

Bruce: Shut up.

Tony: Heh heh..

Karen: Okaaayy.....

Suzy: Moving on, we have a bit of good news for Loki.

Loki: Greeeaaat.....

Karen: We have found you someone, but she is a bit of a sweetheart.

Loki: Nice?

Suzy: Yes.

Loki: Nope.

Tony: Too bad, you are going out with this girl.

Steve: Who is she?

Karen: Her name is Amber.

Suzy: And she likes whips. Very fierce.

Karen: Oh yes. Fierce indeed.

Suzy: Well our job is done here.

Karen: Date tomorrow Loki!

Suzy: OFF AND AWAY!!!!!!

(The Matchmakers have logged off)

Ellie: That was weird.

Nat: No kidding.

Bruce: I want a girlfriend....you're lucky Loki.

Loki:.......O-O

Skylar: Oooooooooo!!!!! Somebody's got a da-ate!!!

Makayla: Awwww it's so gross and adorable at the same time.

Clint: So....what now?

Tony: SHWARMA!!!

Everyone: TO THE SHWARMA!!!!

(Everyone has logged off)

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