Avengers Chatroom

Attack of the Gay Mushroom

(The Avengers are online)

(Loki is online)

(Amber is online)

(Karen is online)

Skylar: Who the hell are you?

Steve: Oh she's one of the matchmakers!

Tony: Isn't there two of you?

Karen: Yeah. But Suzy was.....

Clint: What happened to her?

Karen: She was murdered. We were eating cheese and watching musicals when she was drowned in our big pool of fondue.

Makayla: Oh my god!

Ellie: I know right? A fondue pool!!!!

Makayla: I'd love to swim in that.

Nat: You guys act like nobody was murdered here.

Skylar: Did you not hear her? She has a FONDUE POOL. FONDUE.

Nat: Yes. I can read.

Steve: That can be a pool?

Tony: Not that kind of fondue Steve.

Thor: What is fondue?

Loki: Melted cheese.

Karen: Also me and Suzy heard there was someone trying to take over the world. I think this has to do with her death

Skylar: You know we aren't homicide detectives right?

Karen: But you're superheroes. Please let me help. I'm very useful, I promise you.

Loki: I say we let her join. There's no harm.

Amber: The more people you have, the more the enemy has to fight which will wear him down.

Bruce: That's pretty smart guys. I think we should have her help.

Loki: And Amber too.

Bruce: Uh. Yeah sure, ok.

Steve: Lets take a vote. All in favor of having both girls help, say I.

Nat: I

Clint: I

Bruce: I

Tony: I

Thor: I

Ellie: I

Makayla: I

Skylar: Why the hell not.

Steve: You have to say I or your vote doesn't count.

Skylar: Ugh, fine. I

Loki: I

Skylar: You don't get to vote.

Loki: Why not?

Ellie: Cause you're not part of the Avengers

Makayla: Dumbass

Steve: Ok. So all votes are yes! Mine included. So welcome to the team girls.

Karen: Oh thank you.

Amber: Yeah. It'll be fun. Working side by side with my boyfriend and his friends.

Loki: Amber, they aren't my friends.

Skylar: I agree with reindeer.

Ellie: Yeah, he's really not our friend.

Amber: Fine. Whatever. You all are so stubborn.