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Yandere Pit x Yandere Teen reader part 1?

Prepare for some Yandere Simulator like stuff here. If you're not interested, please skip this page.

Normal POV

  Your father (Pit) was usually seen as a too sweet guy by everyone and you were almost seen as an angel (which you are, but I mean in kindness) amongst adults. What few knew was that both of you were yanderes. Dark Pit and Palutena were okay with ( actually, threatened to) keeping a secret. The problem comes whenever they threatened you or your dad. Everyone at your school called you the anime-loving-freak and you just laughed when they called you this. You would never imagine what Pit, of all people, would do if he found out what they called you at school. Little did you two know, you would both find out about your "little", bloody secrets...

And of we go with your day! (please don't hate me!)

You were sort of exited to see the new boy at school walk into your classroom like he had for the past week. You could easily tell you had a crush on the guy. Sadly, you "earned" bullies this school year and they found out about your crush. "Look at the little freak staring at (boy/name) again! She looks at him like a lovesick bitch!" You groaned to please (random girl name) but you knew she also had a crush on the guy so she became the first person on the chopping block. To your luck, (b/n) was actually a nice and oblivious guy. Maybe proving you were queen yandere was a good idea? You spent your first 3 periods (which to your luck were all art class) "drawing a book scene"  were the "main character" was brutally murdered by her own "friend". Sadly by the end of the day, (r/g/n) found out about the drawing and she and her friends beat you up. You flew home exhausted from the beating and to simply show off. As you opened the front door, your dad walked up to you. "Are you okay? You're about an hour late and-" Pit shut up when he saw your blood stained clothes and you swore he looked like he would kill someone. "I'm fine dad, just a problem at school, and don't worry because I'm gonna solve it soon." You smiled and he simply asked with a worried look: "Need any help?" You thought for a second. "Uh, yeah. I need to know were I can get or even make a strong anesthetic that would last... I don't know, let's say 10 hours, a circular saw, gloves, and a place to get rid of the trash." He looked at you with wide eyes.

Pit's POV

Holy shit! Lady Palutena and Pittoo were right! "Uh... We have everything except the anesthetic, but I think Pittoo can help you get it. Anything else?" (Y/n) stopped to think. "Can I use the basement and invite a few friends over? We were doing a science project and it gets really messy and it's my turn to invite the group!" I got suspicious at her request. "Okay! Just try to keep it down since Lady Palutena's coming tomorrow-""Thank you!!"
Either they were right and my (y/n) is also a yandere, or this is really just an innocent science project. Guess We're going to stalk my little girl when she's doing her project.

Your POV

OK, dad doesn't seem to know that I'm a yandere and he said yes to my request... I guess I'll take advantage of this...

~Time skip cuz I don't know how to end this day...~

Okay I left the note in her locker, so she's coming. I also left the note in her friend's lockers so they came over to "pick" (r/g/n) up... Let's get started! As soon as she came, I used uncle Dark Pit's anesthetic and stuffed her into an instrument case. I'll take the case home after class so I only have to make sure her bitchy friends come over, which will be something extremely easy, considering I'm a pro at making fake friend/couple notes. I made sure to pay attention to all classes and look away from senpai. 'He kinda looks like (Fave anime/book/TV series character)...' I drag the instrument case home and end up surprised. Dad isn't home... I shrugged it off and dragged queen B down to the basement and her doom. As soon as I put the now waking up girl on a table and tide her up, her friends came and I knocked them out for a bit to prepare them for their own demise.

Pit's POV

Pittoo was the only brave one to come and help me stalk (y/n). Seriously, not even Viridi wanted to come. I wander why... Maybe its because they said she's just like me... "Pit, she's coming back." Pittoo whispered and I saw the show commence. The first girl that my daughter tied up was killed with the circular saw by (y/n) splitting her limb from limb. Dark Pit looked like he was choking on the scent of blood so I told him to wait upstairs until she was done. Honestly, he seemed pleased to leave while I was proud of my girl and came out of the shadows. My (y/n) was shocked to see me and the two girls left were pleading me to let them go. "D-Dad, i-it's not wha-" "Actually, I'm proud of you! But you were very sloppy with your first kill. You have to make them remember you in the afterlife." "W-Would you show me daddy?" She pleaded in her adorable way so (y/n) let me take care of the two left. I pulled apart the first of the two with an old torture machine and the other bled to death.(you thought I would write their deaths in full detail, didn't you?) As soon as we finished cleaning up the mess, we went upstairs to find Pittoo with a few pints of ice cream. "I thought you'd like to celebrate this...uh...magnificent event." I smiled. "Best brother ever." And so all three of us celebrated the new yandere in the family.

Ugh... This was so hard too write... I might make a second part if you want, just ask for it in the comments. Sorry if it wasn't really good, science it was originally a random thought I had... Well enjoy! PS. I left a pic to make you laugh here that I found pretty cool.