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Palutena x Male, Teenage Reader

Oh, adolescence. Here, Reader-kun will be a teenage Dragon god. Good luck.

"PALUTENA!!!!!" Damn were you pissed. Your sister, the goddess of light, wanted you to do something for her while you were busy as fuck. "Oh, don't be like that. It's not like you're busy anyway." You were outraged, and the other smashers knew this. "Oh, and YOU'RE SO busy you can't do it yourself, right?" Palutena was passed as fuck and Pit and Dark Pit were backing away before anything happened to them. "I actually am! Besides, you wouldn't survive a day in my shoes!" "Oh really? You wouldn't survive half an hour in MY shoes!" Little did both of you know, your angel, Sayi (yes me. Lucky I didn't make myself the goddess.),  was planning to help you get along.

Time skip to next day.

Your POV

I woke up to see I was in my sister's bed. Wait, WHAT?! I sit up, noticing I was taller and look in the mirror. "AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!" While my screech sounded like my sister's, I heard my voice screech as well. "LADY PALUTENA, WHAT'S WRONG?!" I turn to see Pit and Pittoo in the door. I think quick. Act like your sister. "A-Ah... I-I thought I s-saw a r-rat..." Pittoo looked furious but Pit got to work quickly.

(Palutena's side in her POV)

I groan and turn. I open my eyes and realize I'm in (y/n)'s room. I sit up and realize I got a bit shorter. I look in the mirror to fix my hair to see I'm in... "AAAAAAAAGH!!!!" I see Say i open the door quickly out of her instincts. "(Y/n), what happened? Nightmare?" I look into her dragon slit, brown eyes. For once, they seemed a bit malicious, yet kind. "What do you mean' What happened?', I'm stuck in my brother's body!!!"

(Back to you and your POV)

I rush to my room to see 'me' and Sayi talking. "Did you do this, Palutena? 'Cause it ain't funny! I have to deal with THIS-" I gesture to her choice shoes and the extra weight on h- my chest. "-and I ain't having that shit, especially today." "For your information, I didn't do this. Also, you want to talk about being uncomfortable? I'll have to go around barefoot like Corrin and I'm supposed to be this 'great' dragon god, or whatever." "Oh, y-" "CUT IT OUT!!!!" We turned surprised to Sayi. "Fighting won't help you. I did this so you could get along, and before you start shouting at me, I'll have you know that I'm just trying to get you two to get along. You have to be a full 24 hours, conscious, so you can't count the hours you'll sleep away, and make sure no one finds out, or your favorite way to vent out your stress will be postponed. Got it? Also, no outside help." We look at each other and nod at each other. Palutena sighs. "F-Fine. You win." Sayi grinned and walked out the door. "Good luck then!" Oh shit.

24 hours start!

3rd person POV

You turned to Palutena. "What should we do? We're also pared up for the tournament later." She looked up. "Um... we should call each other by each other's names. Out loud, I'd be (y/n) and you'd be Palutena. Got it?" "Fine... but we better teach each other our fighting styles so we don't fuck up. Alright?" She nodded. We started training each other before the tournament. At 12:25, we rushed to the first fight. At first, we'd yell at each other,  but as the battles progressed, we actually started getting along! We quickly beat the Sayi/Pit tag team and finish the tournament early. 4:00. We still have to survive the other's god duties. I'm.a dragon god. I have to make sure they stay pretty peaceful and not go on murderous rampages. I sit with Palutena's work. Aka, making sure Hades (666 words, lol) doesn't fuck up anything. I gotta admit, my sister's been busy and I was being a total ass.

Palutena's POV

I try to fulfil (y/n)'s job as good as I can. Keeping watch over all of dragon kind is hard, especially if Sayi didn't bring coffee every few minutes. He's always so busy and I'm just a bitch to him by piling the work on him. As soon as I'm done, I run to (y/n), who is actually doing pretty good, and quickly apologize. "(Y/n), I-I'm. I'm sorry. Sorry for adding more work when you already have a lot." He grinned wildly and (777 words) answered. "I have to apologize too. I kept complaining you didn't do shit and you actually do a lot. Also, without Pit? I'd be asleep here!"

??? POV

  I grin at both gods getting along. Next morning, they actually started being nice to each other. "Hey, Sayi? What happened yesterday?" I turn to Pit and cuddle with him on the couch. "Let's just say, they had a change of heart." Pit smirked, knowing me. "Okay, what did you do?" I grin. "Never piss off an alchemist. Good thing a friend gave me the potion." Kuro (Dark Pit) soon joined us and set up the movie. "Oh my gods, I knew (888 words!) You were evil." I laugh. "I'm an innocent cinnamon roll! But seriously, I knew they could get along.

908 words!! Ugh. Well, congrats! My birthday is tomorrow, so I'll try to give you another chapter or two as a gift from me to you. Welp, stay awesomer than Prussia and Hasta la pasta!!!