My Journal

3/12/16

Finally the day of the partay!
Mumther couldn't come cause she had a party on the same day, Iguana was dog-sitting, Rimond was staying with her grandma, Child Holder never showed up, I never caught Whiskers downtown, Flower Boots left around 4 for Mumther's party, Flower Crown was in Texas or something, and Lapis couldn't come until around 1:30.
I literally did that gasp- and wake up thing cause I remembered while asleep that I hadn't completely finished my chores and therefore the house was not clean for the party.
I didn't get to mop cause E(brother) was vacuuming, but mom and I went shopping for food and such.
We came home just as Rose and her sister(Dil) came over an hour early(9 am) to help out(they live like right next door).
I showed them my room and they helped pick it up, and when Son came, we had finished and the pie was in the oven(pie+ice cream instead of cake). Yum, Razzleberry and Dutch Apple!
We just chatted for a while until Father Roberto came, and then the riot began. There was a great moving of all the snack to the basement on a folding table, and the preparing of the trilogy.
We waited about ten minutes to fill our plates and started the Lord of the Rings marathon.
Once everyone except Lapis and Flower Boots had arrived(Father Roberto, Rose, Dil, Son, and Moose), we all somehow decided to pile on one couch(not Rose, she took pics).
That resulted in the adorable pic above.
Flower Boots came and joined the ogre orgy(which is what I'm now calling it, fight me).
I also discovered that Rose is questioning and therefore trying to figure out if she is actually crushing on me, but is putting it aside because she finds it "distracting from needed work."
Oh well.
With a lot of Melanie Martinez sing-alongs and Snapchats of playing "penis" and photo booth on Moose's laptop, Lapis finally came.
We at some point paused the movie and played spin the bottle, but changed to truth or dare kind so Father Roberto would play.
Moose did a great job of advertising a toilet paper leotard thing she had designed, and Flower Boots enjoyed sticking her foot down Rose's shirt.
And Dil licked my whole face.
We never actually settled down, but I would sit on the loveseat and watch the movie every now and then with Lapis, Rose, or Flower Boots(didn't snuggle with Rose though).
Oohh and also Rose was sticking m&ms down everyone's shirts so when Flower Boots got one, they fought around a bit(all while squealing and making silly never-surrender remarks).
Flower Boots accidentally gave Rose a bloody nose...
And then Moose started throwing carrots at everyone.
When the food fight was done, the carpet was littered with popcorn, carrots, squashed Reece's peanut butter cups, and m&ms. With a huge pile of tp in the middle.
The dog(Max), was let out by Lapis opening the back gate, and we spent some time chasing him down.
And I heard Dil say it was probably the best day of their life.❤️
As promised, Flower Boots left early for Mumther's party, and Father Roberto for traveling to Arkansas or something. Rose and Dil got a call from their mom and for an unknown reason we're called home.
Moose and Son made the world's best pillow fort.
Moose and I watched the last movie by then to the end, adding gay remarks between Sam and Frodo, shipping them to our best(not knowing the ending).
We SCREAMED as the coronation came along, cause we though they were getting married.
And later as Sam went after and married Rosie or whatever, because I SWEAR YOU COULD SEE THE TEARS IN FRODOS SMILE AHHHH!!! We almost cried.
Lapis joined in on the shipping and has promised to write a short story fanfic with them and send it to me.
Moose continued to yell "I HATE THIS FUCKING MOVIE FUCK YOU FUCK THIS FUCKING STUPID MOVIE WHY'D YOU MAKE ME SHIP THEM ANABELLE FUCK YOU."
And other related comments.
I simply gasped for air and threw popcorn at the screen.
At the end, only Lapis, Alex, and Moose remained. Alex left last.
As I snuck my phone into my room again, I watched as my friends sent me pics from the party wishing me a happy late birthday.
I'm soooo looking up SamxFrodo fanfic.