ok so I wasn't able to fit everything I wanted into my profile so here is the entire thing
BOOKWORM ALERT
Hurry up House of Hades
October 8th!!!!!
PERCY JACKSON AND HEROES OF OLYMPUS ALL THE WAY
Four girls are talking. The first girl says "Team Edward or Team Jacob?" The second girl says "Totally Team Edward." The third girl says "Team Jacob all the way!" The fourth girl says "Twilight is dumb. Edward, Jacob, Pfft. I'm on Team Percy Jackson." (Post this on your profile if you are the fourth girl.)
91% of people would be dead if Justin Beiber decided breathing wasn't cool.
97% of people would be crying if Justin Beiber was on top of a skyscraper about to jump.
If you are one of the 3% sitting on a deckchair with popcorn, screaming, 'Yeah! Do a flip!' Like me, then put this on your profile
If Justin Bieber shaved his head bald, 95% of girls would cry. Copy and paste this if you are the 5% running up and down the street screaming YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
If Justin Bieber went missing, 97% of people would search 2% would cry and if you are the 1% poking your new prisoner with a sharp stick then copy and paste this into your profile.
You say Edward Cullen, I say Percy Jackson
You say Edward and Bella, I say Percy and Annabeth.
You say Jacob Black, I say Nico DiAngelo
You say baseball, I say CHARIOT RACING!!!
You say “Twilight is better than Percy Jackson.” I say “If you keep that up Argum and Agentium will eat you.”
You say summer, I say training at CHB.
You say "My dads a vampire ha!" I say "Yah? Mines a GOD!"
f you're a PJO or HOO ultimate fan or demigod, copy and paste this onto your profile
ADELE!!!!!
Bad Things to Hear on an Airplane Intercom
1. This is your captain speaking and I don't feel that life is worth living anymore
2. We're cruising at an altitude of... Ah hell I don't know
3. Could somebody come up here and tell me what this button does?
4. AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! Just kidding.
5. Would the fight attendant bring me a martini? And keep 'em comin'
6. This is... uh... This is... uh... your... Hmm, I seem to have lost my memory...
7. Passengers on the left side of the plane -- does that engine sound funny to you?
8. Good God Steve! We’re going to crash! Oops -- is this intercom on?
9. We'll be on the ground in ten minutes. One way or another...
10. This is your captain speaking: I'm depressed, suicidal, and I'm taking you all with me. By the way, I've already killed the co-captain.
11. This is your captain spreaking: we're about to land, but... uh... does anybody know how? I was kinda weak on that in piloting school...
THINGS YOU NEVER WANT TO HEAR WHILE UNDERGOING SURGERY:
1. "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
