I know. I update my other stories 2wice a year and do 2 updates in one day for this. its sad. I agree.
"It smelled just like any public bathroom, and I was thinking - as much as I could think with Clarisse ripping my hair out - that if this place belonged to the gods, they should have been able to afford classier johns." Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief
"In a way, it's nice to know that there are Greek gods out there, because you have somebody to blame when things go wrong. For instance, when you're walking away from a bus that's just been attacked by monster hags and blown up by lightning, and it's raining on top of everything else, most people might think that's just really bad luck; when you're a half-blood, you understand that some divine force is really trying to mess up your day." Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief
I stared at Annabeth, figuring she'd crack up at this practical joke they were playing on me, but she looked deadly serious. "I'm not saying hello to a pink poodle," I said. "Forget it."
"Percy," Annabeth said. "I said hello to the poodle. You say hello to the poodle."
The poodle growled.
I said hello to the poodle. The Lightning Thief.
"Where I had been standing a moment before was a ragged hole in the side of the Arch, with melted metal streaming around the edges. Great, I thought. We just blowtorched a national monument." Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief
"I don't know. Just a feeling. Annabeth, come with me—"
"Are you kidding?" She looked at me as if I'd just dropped from the moon. Her cheeks were bright red.
"What's the problem now?" I demanded.
"Me, go with you to the... the 'Thrill Ride of Love'? How embarrassing is that? What if somebody saw me?" The Lightning Thief
[Annabeth] put her head against the backpack Ares had given us, and closed her eyes. "I don't know what my mom will do. I just know I'll fight next to you."
"Why?"
"Because you're my friend, Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?" The Lightning Thief
[Charon] looked us over. "How did you die, then?"
I nudged Grover.
"Oh," he said. "Um... drowned... in the bathtub."
"All three of you?" Charon asked.
We nodded.
"Big bathtub." Charon looked mildly impressed. The Lightning Thief
"Besides, my mom had made me promise not to use deadly weapons in the apartment after I'd swung a javelin the wrong way and taken out her china cabinet." Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters
"Mythologically speaking, if there's anything I hate worse then trios of old ladies, it's bulls." Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters
“This was so completely unfair, I told Tantalus to go chase a doughnut, which didn’t help his mood.” Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters
“Well, actually, [the flying ram] carried Cadmus. Europa fell off and died along the way, but that’s not important.”
“It was probably important to her.” Annabeth Chase and Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters
“Percy,” Annabeth said, “that was so—”
“Generous?” Grover offered.
“Insane,” Annabeth corrected. The Sea of Monsters
