sooooooooooo.......... (*akward silence, crickets chirping)
I know I'm crazy.I understand that. Embrace it even. But, I'll admit I shocked myself updating 7 times in one day.
Perseus Jackson. Savior of Olympus. Main character of the epicest book ever.
Electricity. That's what will shock you if you mess with Thalia Grace. Or Zeus.
Riptide. Percy's lethal ballpoint pen.
Clarisse. That's who will go after you if you beat her in a battle/irritate her. (And you don't want an angry Clarisse. It's bad enough when she's not angry.)
Yellow duffle bags. Helped Percy, Tyson, and Annabeth, and were given to them by Hermes.
Jason Grace. Thalia's "lost" "little" brother (he's technically older than her . . . maybe).
Annabeth Chase. One of Percy's best friends (and now also his girlfriend [PERCABETH!!]) and the official architect of Olympian parties.The party type you must choose if givin the choice.
Chiron. The trainer of heroes.
Kaleidoscope. What Piper's eyes look like.to Jason.
Sea
Olympus. again.
Nemesis. Ethan's mother. Don't worry, she's getting her revenge on his death.
Important Things I Learned From Rick Riordan
-Children of rival gods can fall in love.
-Nemean lions can be defeated with freeze dried ice cream.
-Contrary to popular belief, hellhounds can be domesticated.
-Yes, that twelve year old wearing a silver jacket is a goddess.
-Math teachers really are evil.
-It's not easy to insult a daughter of Athena.
-Do not trust the bald man who wants to sell you a water bed.
-Even the ferryman of the dead wants a pay raise.
-Rainbows have power.
-If you hear a voice in your head, you're not crazy - you just have an uber-powerful god living inside you.
-Demons will give you free samples if you ask nicely.
-Underwater kisses are way better than normal ones.
-It's not safe to leave a possessed hispanic alone in a warship.
-You can use bubble wrap and wood sticks as a splint.
-Even Bacchus wants to turn Percy into a dolphin
Just because I'm cute doesn't mean I'm harmless.
Please do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you
If the dark side has cookies and the light side has chocolate, does the middle have chocolate cookies? Go Middle!!
Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them
Maturity is overrated.
You shouldn't think so much. It'll strain your poor wittle brain.
Letting your mind wander isn't a good idea because it'll get lost.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
