Draco's Assassins

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Fatherwillhearaboutthis has added TheChosenOne to the chat

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- Potter

TheChosenOne- wat

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- Have you seen what people see of us?

TheChosenOne- uhhhhh the part where we immensely hate each other with a burning passion?

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- no you dim wit people ship us

TheChosenOne- oh that. yea idk man

Fatherwillhearabouthis- we have to do something about it

TheChosenOne- good luck m8 I've tried

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- You defeated Voldemort! You figure it out!

TheChosenOne- and you were turned into a ferret once. Your point?

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- tru

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- THEIR SHIP NAME FOR US IS DRARRY THATS SO BAD

TheChosenOne- what else were they gonna pick? Harco? Darry? Draccy? Malter? Potfoy?

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- ok I will give them that

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- BUT STILL ITS WRONG

TheChosenOne- oh so you're against gays and bisexuals now?

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- wha- uh no... I just uh-

TheChosenOne- What Draco? Am I not good enough for you? Are we like Nico and Percy?

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- no, um I mean- yes- no- I DONT KNOW

TheChosenOne- I'm hurt Draco that you think that.

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- what? Sor- I mean- uh

TheChosenOne has added Marauder.Padfoot to the chat

TheChosenOne- Sirius this guy insulted me

Marauder.Padfoot- who dis bish be and how shall I assassinate them?

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- ...

Marauder.Padfoot- ohhhhh it dis bish ok I've been planning on killing him for awhile

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- M-

TheChosenOne- lemme guess

TheChosenOne- Your father will hear about this.

Fatherwillhearaboutthis- YES

Fatherwillhearaboutthis has left the chat

TheChosenOne- thx Sirius for the help there.

Marauder.Padfoot- oh Harry this is far from over

TheChosenOne- huh?

Marauder.Padfoot- the guy insulted you and must be punished.

Marauder.Padfoot- with death

TheChosenOne- no that's not necessary-

Marauder.Padfoot- yes it is.

Marauder.Padfoot- now I'm sorry for this

TheChosenOne- WAT

Marauder.Padfoot has kicked TheChosenOne from the chat

Marauder.Padfoot has added Marauder.Prongs to the chat

Marauder.Padfoot- yo you down for some murder?

Marauder.Prongs- I'm always down for murder

Marauder.Padfoot- good cause your son was insulted

Marauder.Prongs- THIS BISH DONT KNOW WHO HE BE MESSIN WITH

Marauder.Padfoot and Marauder.Prongs have left the chat to go plan Draco's murder.

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Hey, who knows, maybe they'll manage to make it look like an accident.

-Awkward Penguin-

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