(Thank you @mp1026 for the idea)
stupidity=death has added everyone to the chat
stupidity=death- so the quidditch tourney...
Voldynose- yea I couldn't g-
KnockOnWood has joined the chat
KnockOnWood- DID SOMEBODY SAY QUIDDITCH?
Dumblydore- Uhhh who dis be
KnockOnWood- HIGH DUMBLEDORE ITS BEEN SO LONG!!!1!1!1!1!!!11!1
Dumblydore- (((is he high)))
IckleRonnieKins- (((nope just Oliver)))
Dumblydore- (((whO?)))
IckleRonnieKins- (((crazy quidditch kid)))
Dumblydore- (((oOH)))
Dumblydore- hi
IckleRonnieKins- (((go by his language)))
Dumblydore- hI OLivEr HOWS LIFE????!!!1!1!1!1!1
KnockOnWood- HAAAIIIIIIIII
IckleRonnieKins- (((GOOD JOB)))
GrangerDanger- (((what makes you think three parentheses will ensure he doesn't read these)))
Dumblydore- (((don't question us)))
IckleRonnieKins- (((ITS SCIENCE HERMIONE)))
KnockOnWood- HARRY WE GOTS PRACTICE TODAY FROM ONE AM TO ONE PM BE THERE OR DIE
stupidity=death- 1. Neither of us are actually at Hogwarts but Hermione anymore
stupidity=death- 2. I would probably die from 24 hours of practice sooner than if you tried to kill me
stupidity=death- Voldemort couldn't kill me what makes you think he can
Marauder.Padfoot- aw he's being smart!
Marauder.Padfoot has changed stupidity=death to smartness=life
smartness=life- I really wish I could change my username myself but my phones all glitched so
Marauder.Padfoot- that's a good thing tho
smartness=life- fOR YOU MAYBE
KnockOnWood- POTTER I WILL MAKE IT 48 HOURS IF YOU DONT SHOW
KnockOnWood- don't stand me up bro
OUATGinny- I ship it
Voldynose- #Wotter
Twin1 & Twin2- you should name your child Holiver Wotter
Dumblydore- brb gotta write a fic
OUATGinny- TELL ME WHEN ITS PUBLISHED
AwkwardPenguin has joined the chat
AwkwardPenguin- so I've decided to twist this book
smartness=life- is there anyway you could make this any worse?
AwkwardPenguin- there's always a way to make things worse
KnockOnWood- you still need to be there Harry
smartness=life- is there anything else you care about other than quidditch
OUATGinny- (((you harry)))
Voldynose- (((and your unborn child)))
AwkwardPenguin- NO LONGER UNBORN
AwkwardPenguin- may I present; Holiver Wotter
AwkwardPenguin has added HoliverWotter to the chat
HoliverWotter- hullo
smartness=life- is he Australian
AwkwardPenguin- *she
AwkwardPenguin- GENDER NEUTRAL NAME BRO
smartness=life- ok ok jeez
KnockOnWood- Harry our child is gonna be late for quidditch practice if you don't pick her up
smartness=life- whEN DID ANY OF THIS GET ARRANGED?
HoliverWotter- YASSS QUIDDITCH
AwkwardPenguin- oh yea she has Oliver's enthusiasm for quidditch
smartness=life- gggrrreeeaaaattt
HoliverWotter- IM LATE FOR PRACTICE OH GOD WHAT AM I GONNA DO DADS HELP IM NOT READY FOR THIS LIFE
KnockOnWood- you'll be fine my child. When you get to be my age-
smartness=life- your like in your mid twenties
KnockOnWood- eh
OUATGinny- I hope everyone is copying all this down
Dumblydore- yup- fic's first chapter is almost done
OUATGinny- YUS
smartness=life has deleted the chat
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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}
FanfictionSomehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen. From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs. If you're hoping...
