Voldynose added Voldykins1follower to the chat.
Voldynose - Bellatrix a problem has arisen concerning you're cousin.
Voldykins1follower - What is it, my master?
Voldynose - I have been informed that he knows a spell to create noses, I need this spell.
Voldykins1follower - Of course, My Lord, I will seek out my traitor cousin.
Voldykins1follower has added Marauder.Padfoot to the chat.
Voldykins1follower - Sirius Black!
Marauder.Padfoot - Wat now Bella.
Voldykins1follower - What's the spell for a new nose? The Dark Lord demands it!
Voldynose - BELLATRIX. REALLY?
Marauder.Padfoot - Ohhhhh right yea see I'm not able to tell you the spell.
Voldykins1follower - TELL US THE SPELL OR-
Marauder.Padfoot - Or what. You'll kill me? Then you won't know the spell.
Voldynose - This is so embarrassing
Voldykins1follower - WE WILL KILL-
Marauder.Padfoot - Kill who? I care for very few people and you can never kill them anyway. Like, Harry has avoided you how many times now?
Voldykins1follower - HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE DARK LORD
Marauder.Padfoot - Hey you know what's more insulting?
Voldynose - do we want to know?
Marauder.Padfoot has changed Voldykins1follower's name to UselessToVoldemort
UselessToVoldemort - WHAT? MY LORD HELP ME CHANGE THIS BACK
Voldynose - Heh. Nah, I'm good.
Marauder.Padfoot - See? Even evil people have humor. Except for you. Buzzkill.
UselessToVoldemort - DONT YOU LOVE ME, MASTER, AM I THAT BAD?
Voldynose - Well technically I'm incapable of loving so... I mean....
Marauder.Padfoot - Face it, he could care less if you were dead.
Voldynose - Heh yea it's true.
UselessToVoldemort - NOOOOOOOOO
UselessToVoldemort has left the chat.
Voldynose - Anyway, about that nose charm......
Marauder.Padfoot has left the chat.
Voldynose - Eh. I'll get it out of him later with a cruciatus curse.
Voldynose has deleted the chat.
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Harry Potter Texts {COMPLETE}
Fiksi PenggemarSomehow the magical world has grasped onto the concept of texting and now anything could happen. From Ron being Ron and Voldemort wanting a nose, the possibilities are endless. Oh would you look at that; Snape has a knack for gifs. If you're hoping...
